Suicide method as a millionaire?

[NormaJeane]

Pay a doctor for euthanasia.

 

[Less_Negative]

I'd probably follow in the steps of the skyking, buy a plane and fly as far as I can.

 

[Makko]

Commission a zeppelin and go full Hindenburg.

 

[persuicide]

Most likely, you will be refused, for that kind of money you can organize an underground euthanasia with an experienced doctor.

Do you know of a doctor who performs underground euthanasia?

 

[YuckyDucky]

Honestly the whole "hire someone to do it" seems a bit ridiculous. Far more likely you'd just get blackmailed or robbed. The only way it might realistically make things easier is getting you easier access to N, either by being able to bribe someone who has access to it or being able to afford to travel to one of the places in the PPH where it may be easier to obtain than in your home country.

 

[wanttogetonthebus]

Shallow water blackout in pool of N while having spec ops shoot at me with .50 cals.

I love this so much.

 

[Wrennie]

Say you have one million dollars. Which method would you be using? Can having money like that make suicide easier? For example, hiring someone to kill you or getting an expert for euthanasia. Are there such cases like that in real life? I have not heard of anything like that, suicide methods involving large amount of money. I'm just curious. Such thing exist?

I'd go out like Michael Jackson. Hire a private physician to administer me Propofol.

 

[endme]

I think the most you can pay is like 7k for euthanesia, no?

Would go to jump somewhere beautiful with a parachute and cut it far enough over the water

 

[HiImPaul]

Death via anesthesia medication would be nice. Better than dealing the something nasty tasting like N. Fall asleep within seconds and never wake up.

 

[TotallyIsolated]

Sarco pod - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Someone123]

There is a new suicide machine for a painless death, I think by breathing in oxygen, that is clo0se to market,, based on the news. That said, if you look at celebrity suicide videos on youtube, it is clear that the most popular method of suicide by rich celebrities is hanging- the simplest, lowest cost method that there is. They often have one big advantage here, though- if thye do this in a mansion they can have enough space so that no one hears them and pulls them down. For one video showing 50 celebrity suicides 25 were by hanging, 13 were by firearms, and for the rest no other method had more than two people who used it. These seemed to be randomly picked, not chosen by method, so this is probably pretty representative.

 

[tieiwi]

If I had a million dollars I don't think I'd be suicidal anymore lmao or at least not as much as I am now I'd definitely go buy a nice house in a country with beautiful landscape and just spend my days hanging out there

If I had a million dollars I don't think I'd be suicidal anymore lmao or at least not as much as I am now I'd definitely go buy a nice house in a country with beautiful landscape and just spend my days hanging out there

otherwise I'd go to one of those assisted suicide places in Switzerland

 

[Belljar]

Honestly the whole "hire someone to do it" seems a bit ridiculous. Far more likely you'd just get blackmailed or robbed. The only way it might realistically make things easier is getting you easier access to N, either by being able to bribe someone who has access to it or being able to afford to travel to one of the places in the PPH where it may be easier to obtain than in your home country.

Someone who agrees to kill for hire would have no problem extorting and trafficking someone instead.

 

[LeGuitarist]

Euthanasia. Completely painless, peaceful, and deadly.

 

[xcaramel]

n or Fentanyl pill. I take a small little pill and die within minutes painlessly without having to drink 200mL of disgusting vetinary fluid.

 

[Geturdone]

Say you have one million dollars. Which method would you be using? Can having money like that make suicide easier? For example, hiring someone to kill you or getting an expert for euthanasia. Are there such cases like that in real life? I have not heard of anything like that, suicide methods involving large amount of money. I'm just curious. Such thing exist?

For those old enough to remember the Charleston Heston movie "Solent Green" ... I'd go today and be re-cycling to boot lol

 

[obliviousatbest]

I'd get the cyanide in or buy a place in Eastbourne close to the cliffs

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

Something instantaneous where you had to press it once and there was no way to back out. Millions wouldn't be enough but if I had billions I'd ask the US or Russian government to let me donate my entire net worth and they would let me go down into one of their atomic bomb underground test sites and blow myself up.

I bet the North Koreans would do this for you too but they might just back out and keep you as forced labor instead

 

[RedPanda]

Buy the suicide pod, install disco lights inside, play some music and slip away into nothingness.

 

[Fadeawaaaay]

N

 

[blueclover_.]

Build an underground lab, hire scientist to make the purest N that exists. To help you people out.
Meanwhile, hire engineers to build a fail-proof guillotine and chop my head off. Always wanted to go that way. Clean cut!

Yooo this is kinda cool. I've always wanted to relive The Renaissance!

 

[Lost Magic]

I think that death rollercoaster would be pretty fun lol

 

[Someone123]

There is a new suicide machine for a painless death, I think by breathing in oxygen, that is clo0se to market,, based on the news. That said, if you look at celebrity suicide videos on youtube, it is clear that the most popular method of suicide by rich celebrities is hanging- the simplest, lowest cost method that there is. They often have one big advantage here, though- if thye do this in a mansion they can have enough space so that no one hears them and pulls them down. For one video showing 50 celebrity suicides 25 were by hanging, 13 were by firearms, and for the rest no other method had more than two people who used it. These seemed to be randomly picked, not chosen by method, so this is probably pretty representative.

I just realized I typed a wrong word- it's not by breathing in pxygen, obviously, it's by breathing in nitrogen- oops!

 

[Shu]

If a had a million I wouldn't be here typing this.

 

[cyanlove]

I'd fly to Belgium and get it done legally

 

[Pau MP]

With money it wouldn´t be a problem to get the required medical documents in order to apply for VAD. Pegasos would be the best choice hands down. Having said that, snorting pure heroine would be a good choice as well considering how easy would be having access to pure heroine being a millionaire. Perishing in the Death Zone at M.E should not be discarded either (as long as you got some experience in the field).

I'd fly to Belgium and get it done legally

Not easy getting VAD in Belgium, way too strict. Better options out there.

 

[Al Cappella]

Perishing in the Death Zone at M.E should not be discarded either (as long as you got some experience in the field

I've actually thought of that! ME is way too crowded. On the other hand, if you get yourself in the Death Zone and you conk out they leave you. Apparently. But you don't need 29,000 feet for hypoxia—anything over 12,000 will do…

 

[myopybyproxy]

Build an underground lab, hire scientist to make the purest N that exists. To help you people out.
Meanwhile, hire engineers to build a fail-proof guillotine and chop my head off. Always wanted to go that way. Clean cut!

not me trying to envision the proper material and velocity to accomplish that XD

 

[honkpilleddoomer]

If I had a million dollars I would not be suicidal. Third world poverty and sub humanity is so soul crushing and dehumanizing, I envy everyone that is born in the first world, in a race that is privileged, in a household whose income is what a third worlder dreams of. I wish I was born as a middle class white man in a quasi socialist european welfare state , at least I would count as a human then.

 

[ManWithNoName]

...I wish I was born as a middle class white man in a quasi socialist european welfare state , at least I would count as a human then.

Good point. In America nobody matters unless one is among the rich and famous. And even if a celebrity makes some bad tactical decisions in their life and ends up on skid row, they can still use their popularity / celebritydom to convert that into something else that could generate operational income and maintain their popularity.