suicide by panera bread charged lemonade

[zombiegirl]

390mg caffeine per cup and free refills. the perfect way to die

 

[cursedcure]

i so wish i knew these existed when i briefly was in the US. got panera once if only i knew... (not for a ctb method obviously meming) but i want to be turbo caffeinated like that

 

[Lost Magic]

I don't think that is the reliable way to do go tbh and the side effects would be horrendous

 

[Rev346]

With that much caffeine I would still be shaking for a day after I die from it. Also, I would be racing like a piss horse.

 

[leftvoid]

I mean... you could try. I had a friend who almost died from a caffeine overdose so it's possible but definitely not reliable lol

 

[lostinmythoughts]

Although two people died using this lemonade but it's not guaranteed as the two have medical issues. I'm not going to lie, I did think about it to see my luck but I doubt it still in their menu

 

[WonderingSoul]

I didn't know a person could die from too much caffeine. This is new to me. I'd like to try this lol.

 

[soleil]

i so wish i knew these existed when i briefly was in the US. got panera once if only i knew... (not for a ctb method obviously meming) but i want to be turbo caffeinated like that

Although two people died using this lemonade but it's not guaranteed as the two have medical issues. I'm not going to lie, I did think about it to see my luck but I doubt it still in their menu

The caffeine in their drinks is guarana which is easily available..

It's still on the menu but like you said, super unreliable just like any other OD though. The second death honestly seems a little sus since it was so soon after the first.

 

[lostinmythoughts]

The caffeine in their drinks is guarana which is easily available..

It's still on the menu but like you said, super unreliable just like any other OD though. The second death honestly seems a little sus since it was so soon after the first.

Agreed, they try to take advantage of the opportunity to make money out of anything. I'm going to get tomorrow and after tomorrow and will let you know how I feel!

 

[Grav]

Poking around the webs it sounds like pure concentrated caffeine supplements would be more effective getting the high dosage, but the references they had were to accidental od.

 

[penguinl0v3s]

I believe OP is suggesting this method because it's amusing and not because it's easy and reliable. These replies lmao

 

[Abandoned Character]

Imagine if all of Panera Bread is a front and their real motive is to sell drinks intended to kill so that we can have easy access to suicide.

In some sort of twisted way, Panera Bread is the most based corporation.

 

[thinvy]

not gonna lie, as someone with heart issues, I am kinda tempted to finally try some. drinking a regular can of monster at a normal person's pace already makes me feel like I'm dying lmao. if they didn't dig into my phone history, id probably get the max payout from my insurance and accidental death for my ma lol

not to like... sound contradictory... but it's irresponsible to make a drink have that much caffeine and allow refills. I worked at a coffee shop and we had a cutoff for how much we would serve someone. I'm pretty sure the one time a guy went around our cutoff on purpose and had 9+ shots of espresso in extra strength cold brew, someone got carted away in an ambulance in the food court later, and I'm almost certain it was that guy. id hate to be the reason he has to be hospitalized.

I know I'm here and all for helping people figure out their best way to ctb but like. I'm not a corporation selling yummy drinks lmao

 

[zombiegirl]

I don't think that is the reliable way to do go tbh and the side effects would be horrendous

yeah but i'd go down in history as the girl who killed herself with panera bread's charged lemonade

 

[nightmare_moon]

It'd be a tasty way to go for sure! Now I want lemonade... In all seriousness though, it's likely not a good idea and doesn't sound like a very comfortable way to CTB.

 

[zombiegirl]

It'd be a tasty way to go for sure! Now I want lemonade... In all seriousness though, it's likely not a good idea and doesn't sound like a very comfortable way to CTB.

skill issue

 

[nightmare_moon]

skill issue

Hey, it's your choice.

 

[zombiegirl]

Hey, it's your choice.

here's the plan: show up in freddy fazbear suit, drink 10 cups of charged lemonade and die on the floor

 

[flowers in the mist]

You would go down as a legend.

 

[ikadasui]

Surely you'd want something more dignified right? Being debased online as a meme after death doesn't sound like a great final moment

 

[Abyssal]

Those people who say SaSu has changed for the worse are wrong. Clearly this is the ultimate evolution of the forum.

 

[BrainShower]

390mg caffeine per cup and free refills. the perfect way to die

Holy shit, lmao

 

[fwompie]

390mg caffeine per cup and free refills. the perfect way to die

there was (or is) a sasu member who tried to ctb by consuming way more mg of caffeine (pill form). They were just sick for a few days. It is incredibly different per person how they react to such amounts so it's unreliable at best.

edit: definitely didn't realize this was a joke lol ><

 

[Grav]

edit: definitely didn't realize this was a joke lol ><

Why can't it be both? A good joke but also a delicious and thirst quenching way to go.

 

[jan28]

Mix in some vodka, mix in some cherry kool-aid flavouring, CTB via makeshift Four Loko

 

[silentcicada]

Dying from a heart attack doesn't sound particularly alluring, but if it tastes good I might consider it lol

 

[reiII]

breakcore song names be like