probably others have thought of this or done variations on this, i used to think automobile suicide was a crazy, unreliable and irresponsible way to go, and it mostly is.
but i did think of a method that would likely work under the right circumstances. it would be a frightening way out certainly but once you set it in motion you cant undo it and its not painful. so its basically this. you need an automatic car, you need a load of zip ties and you need to use glue and screws and stuff to fasten the zip ties into certain positions. for instance you would want to put a zip tie around the brake and fasten it to something to make sure the brake cant be pushed down and also a different securing of several zip ties to make it that the steering wheel cant be moved very much, you want to vandalise or remove the airbag, you obviously dont want to wear a seatbelt and then you want a nice long stretch of road leading to something very solid like a tree or a thick wall, or if you wanna go out wildly leading off the edge of a cliff, in my humble opinion driving into some sort of inland cliff or giant rock would be the best option. ok so you have to position the car have all the zip ties in place and then last thing you do is secure a zip tie around the accelerator once its in place pull it tight and off you will shoot. so no chance of braking, and only very limited steering and youre headed straight for oblivion. the zip ties if youve done it properly you wont be able to undo them in a hurry. now according to science once you hit your target this will be an utterly painless death because if youve given enough run up to the crash you could be going 100mph when you hit it, at that speed your brain wont even have time to register the crash, your death will be as instantaneous as a shotgun blast to the head.
you know its odd that when i first thought of this i thought i had invented the best most merciful suicide possible even better than barbs. now i read it back to myself and it seems brutal and terrifying. but really i still think it is a physically at least painless option. its less painful and terrifying than hanging imo. you just need to find a suitable secluded place on google maps.
but i did think of a method that would likely work under the right circumstances. it would be a frightening way out certainly but once you set it in motion you cant undo it and its not painful. so its basically this. you need an automatic car, you need a load of zip ties and you need to use glue and screws and stuff to fasten the zip ties into certain positions. for instance you would want to put a zip tie around the brake and fasten it to something to make sure the brake cant be pushed down and also a different securing of several zip ties to make it that the steering wheel cant be moved very much, you want to vandalise or remove the airbag, you obviously dont want to wear a seatbelt and then you want a nice long stretch of road leading to something very solid like a tree or a thick wall, or if you wanna go out wildly leading off the edge of a cliff, in my humble opinion driving into some sort of inland cliff or giant rock would be the best option. ok so you have to position the car have all the zip ties in place and then last thing you do is secure a zip tie around the accelerator once its in place pull it tight and off you will shoot. so no chance of braking, and only very limited steering and youre headed straight for oblivion. the zip ties if youve done it properly you wont be able to undo them in a hurry. now according to science once you hit your target this will be an utterly painless death because if youve given enough run up to the crash you could be going 100mph when you hit it, at that speed your brain wont even have time to register the crash, your death will be as instantaneous as a shotgun blast to the head.
you know its odd that when i first thought of this i thought i had invented the best most merciful suicide possible even better than barbs. now i read it back to myself and it seems brutal and terrifying. but really i still think it is a physically at least painless option. its less painful and terrifying than hanging imo. you just need to find a suitable secluded place on google maps.
