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[Namelesa]

 

[Promised Heaven]

 

[lamy's sacred sleep]

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[LimpandNumb]

 

[TrulyCursed]

 

[noname223]

I think there is something in me that likes being unhappy.

 

[noname223]

Free SanctionedSuicide! (from DDOS attacks)

 

[lamy's sacred sleep]

We got DDOSed again?
that's aggravating

this is the last good place on the internet (for me)

 

[whitetaildeer]

We got DDOSed again?
that's aggravating

this is the last good place on the internet (for me)

how dare these suicidal people have a safe place to vent. i better contact my local government and silence these vile people with feelings!

 

[noname223]

Can someone add my Sanctioned Suicide account to a Signal group chat where top secret government secrets are discussed? I want to get informed too and I won't sell the information to foreign governments. I promise trust me!

 

[lamy's sacred sleep]

i can swim

 

[noname223]

Have you heard about gang tatoos? How about members of SaSu get a tattoo too. Maybe an SS that looks like two thunders. I hope there will be no copyright infringements. I heard after 70 years such infringements don't matter anymore anyway.

 

[noname223]

What is more important the survival of this forum or my mental health?

If I attend college my mental health will decline in lightspeed, however I would spam this forum full with threads and vents.

I give myself at maximum two weeks. I am so sick of this anxiety. I am panicking so hard.

 

[noname223]

Bro I had to introduce myself in college. Saying three basic things about me like my age and name. And it almost put me into an existential crisis. XD.
My social anxiety and paranoid fears get out of control quickly. I was very paranoid afterwards with urges to kill myself.

I already think lecturers give me subliminal messages. I gonna quit. I will quit this week probably. The earlier the better. I surrender. I even had to take additive medication to sleep. I even had to take benzos.

Thank God I get nursing care money. I did not even had to lie to get it.

Holy shit my brain is dog shit. I cannot get these sublimal messages out of my head. I think there are rumors about me. But it is with 99% only in my head and paranoid.

Why have i endured this shit for 5 semesters. I was not aware about the option nursing care money. Someone in this forum gave me the hint. But college is torture. And I am always so scared to lose my mind. Which in fact I do when I get so paranoid.

My mom is okay with it. Now I have to convince my dad and my therapist. Honestly, I should not give a fuck about their opinion. I am pretty sure they would never push through. All these people who pressured me to continue college would never do it if they were in my shoes. I almost had a perfect score in highschool, my college GPA was close to 4.9. but it deteriorated. I am an extremely disciplined person and I even see a virtue in struggling and (mental) pain. But it got so so worse. When I ended up in the clinic I told them after 5 semesters the only choice I had was suicide or clinic. There simply was no other option. Tbh all the staff members were shocked about my mental state and that I endured that. It required extreme discipline and it fucked my psyche and body so up. My psychosomatic issues got so bad.

I shoulod not have to justify it to anyone. But I feel so guilty for quitting and like a total failure.

 

[Cauliflour]

 

[lamy's sacred sleep]

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[whitetaildeer]

 

[BeyondOver]

Sigma male poem

In shadows deep, where silence dwells, A soul distinct, a story tells. Behold the Sigma, enigmatic grace, A solitary star in life's vast space.
Unbound by chains of social norms, He walks a path where freedom forms. With quiet strength, he stands apart, A master of the inner art.
No need for validation's lure, His spirit soars, forever pure. In solitude, he finds his power, Unfolding like a midnight flower.
A mind that wanders, seeks the truth, Unveiling secrets from his youth. Through introspection's sacred gate, He finds the answers that await.
With every step, a journey embarked, Unfettered by the status quo, he marks. His independence, a guiding flame, Fueling passions that bear his name.
Through storms of doubt, he holds his ground, Resilient, he never bows, never bound. In moments deep, his presence shines, A beacon of strength, a soul refined.
Yet, in his heart, compassion weaves, A web of empathy that never leaves. He listens, understands with care, In silence, his wisdom he'll share.
Sigma male, unique and true, The world may not comprehend you. But in your essence, a flame burns bright, An individual, a shining light.
So, let us honor the Sigma's way, Embracing difference, day by day. For in diversity, we find our worth, And celebrate the wonders of this Earth.
my name is Abraham lincoln, and i'm actually fr alive.
yes. you may think I was shot, but no. that bullet wasn't real. it was a trick. a trick to fool you dogs. I pretended to be dead. I fell asleep. I had a good sleep. I dreamt good dreams. in one of my dreams i did a backflip onto a floating castle made out of rustic lanterns. it was a good dream. there may have been the letter 5. i forgot. i didn't even like that show. fr though, i didn't do it for the vine. i did it so i could escape. escape from all you dipshits. you elected me president, so i won the civil war, and then you kept asking me for more. honestly though smh
my name is Abraham lincoln, and i'm actually fr alive.

yes. you may think I was shot, but no. that bullet wasn't real. it was a trick. a trick to fool you dogs. I pretended to be dead. I fell asleep. I had a good sleep. I dreamt good dreams. in one of my dreams i did a backflip onto a floating castle made out of rustic lanterns. it was a good dream. there may have been the letter 5. i forgot. i didn't even like that show. fr though, i didn't do it for the vine. i did it so i could escape. escape from all you dipshits. you elected me president, so i won the civil war, and then you kept asking me for more. honestly though smh

 

[noname223]

Why am I doing this to myself?
My mental health and suicidality improved a lot during my hiatus.

Now I am looking at quantitative methods again for College and in my mind there pops up this question all the time: Why not killing myself?

 

[moonflow3r]

Uwuwuuwuwuuwuwuwuuwuwuwu I'm bored spam spam spam smap

 

[GlassMoon]

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Reminds me of this one. Hint: Don't google it (NSFW)!

 

[BeyondOver]

In order to turn into those who know, one has to get a low taper fade haircut while eating mango, to take one step further, it is recommended to shower in still water and russian reversed goon simultaneously, this can enhance the sigma aura of a person. Quoting from the well-known Indian psychologist Veiny Dih, "To be versatile like a Hawk, first you must Tuah, Hawk Tuah". And by tuah, it is an acronym that can be translated to the inspirational words of "The ultimate aura heaven". The origin of Aura Heaven comes from the Balkan Peninsula, where they hold the ceremony of Balkan Rage, a ritual to show one's reciprocation to the Trollge God. The Serbian word "Скибиди" (Skibidi) is the son of Trollge, it is the judge of dignity. Skibidi would occasionally pop up from a toilet seat to flabbergast misbehaving Serbian children, and only those who have the courage to drop their lousy behavior would bow to Skibidi and apologize sincerely. This mythology was a long-gone history in Balkan countries, fortunately the enthusiastic historian Jel'qing Phonk decided to take a deeper dive into the culture, unveiling it to the populace. Phonk later published books in different languages discussing a plethora of cultures, like Dos Uno for Spanish colonial history, Lingang Guli for Swahili language origin, Pe' Diddy covering the rivalry between the Drakian Empire and the Republic of Kendra'k Lamar. Phonk is catapulted into the limelight upon publishing such masterpieces, although his backstory is heartbreaking. Being born in a slum of Brazil, his original name was Edjing Funk. The Brazilian Funk family struggled and thrived to survive, his father Alfamail Funk told him to discover the world more once he's gotten the chance, the world is not just about the slum, but much more. Jel'qing Phonk decided to perform a dance called Grimace Shake every day to get money from pedestrians. Her mother Segmamail Eddit tailored a somewhat presentable shirt in resplendent colours, to let Phonk draw more attention from the crowd. He finally amassed enough money to get proper education, and with an unyielding determination, he got straight A's and migrated to Ohio for university. Now he's succeeded, he's giving 50% of his income to the Funks, reciprocating his family for being so supportive.

 

[noname223]

Why am I doing this to myself? Why am I doing this to myself? Why am I doing this to myself?

It is really bad. And when more time passes it will only become worse. Social anxiety, Paranoid anxiety. Crippling perfectionism mixed with imposter syndrom and a lot of self-hatred. College is triggering the shit out of me.

I need an intervention. I need that someone stops me doing this to myself. I have so high expectations of myself. There needs to happen a big bang to stop me. For example becoming paranoid and ruining my chance with the woman I currently text with. But this would make me really suicidal.

I have to enroll in courses. And they said if we enroll we should really come regularly. I am in a predicament. People tell me to try but hell I cannot promise I do not drop out earlier. In general it is far more likely that college drives me to ctb than getting my degree. And I am way too ill to work anyway.

 

[noname223]

I told my mom I might quit. She accepts it the most. My dad is rather pressuring me. And my therapist.

I never thought I could be almost free of suicidality and on part I was free during my hiatus. I miss these times.

 

[catfriend]

 

[noname223]

I had a long talk with my dad that I am unable to continue studying. He sort of accepted it. But I know him this will easily switch into the other direction again.

I feel horrible. I feel like a failure. But continuing College would be even worse.

 

[noname223]

Seemingly, I am attending courses this semester. I am not sure how long though.

Q: Which mental problems do you have?
Me: All.

 

[ma0]

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

 

[noname223]

Can I pay someone for writing me the college paper? I am so sick of it. And its the second week of college. The person would probably just use AI and then I had the same issue than before.

 

[noname223]

I think my love delusions kick in again.

I get the feeling a female lecturer has a crush on me. The reality though is probably more a combination of affirmative action and pity.