Something that should be a Non-Method if it isn't already. (Battery and foreign body swallowing)

[YunoAtsuko]

I had swallowed a battery in hopes that it would explode in my stomach and imo, foreign body swallowing should be a Non-Method. This did not work. It felt like I was swallowing a giant pill. Not fun. Im still in the hospital for this, haven't been able to eat solid food in three days. This sucks. Anyways, here's a few pics of the endoscopy.

 

[unluckysadness]

So sad You must have been so desperate to try this. Of course it's a non-method but I hope you'll recover very soon and leave the hospital without damages.

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Take care

 

[Forveleth]

Yeah, bad idea. Hope you do not have any permanent damage from it. Also hilarious to see a surprise battery in the middle of a stomach. Guess it is a good stress test for the outer shell.