SH scissor alternative?

[mrnob0dy]

I'm out of it and my trusty scissor is dull as fuck and is of no use anymore.
I don't want to use a knife as I don't want too much of a bloody mess and cut deep, I sh for the pain which a scissor is perfect for with the scratches it can make.

any house hold items which could be used similarly to a scissor and isn't a knife? I can't think of any so there might not be a good alternative but just asking
Not lookin for comments like pls don't self harm )))))))): I know who I am and what I'm doing

 

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Obligatory do not sh statement.

Please find your alternative in the kitchen.

There are many instruments that fall between knife and scissor sharpness.

You may also find so-called safety pins to be an acceptable substitute.

 

[abchia]

tweezers, the cheap ones that have a sharp/rough edge