Help Serious question, is it too thick? [PIC INSIDE]

[whatevs]

It is long. It is thick. But is it too thick? Look at this zucchini. This kind of club-like zucchini is common in my summer garden. You could knock someone out with these things. Stuff them with something tasty and put them in the oven.

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

My discord gf ghosted me after I showed her the average-sized zucchini I brought home from the market. Should have gotten something like that instead.

 

[Seeking_Peace]

Growing assault weapons in the garden eh?

 

[whatevs]

Growing assault weapons in the garden eh?

The revolution will not be televised!

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I don't care what you say, the jelqing paid off. If we have a topic on the helicopter, I promise to participate with a video demonstration, since apparently penises really do matter to the community.

 

[Sibyl Vane]

I have a mini oven, so is definitely too small and tight to support something of that magnitude. Perhaps, in a regular one, your zucchini will present no difficulties gliding right in. Don't forget to drizzle some olive oil or melted butter all over it. It can ruin everything if it burns.

 

[lofticries]

Slice that bad boy up and roast it with some parmesan.

 

[whatevs]

Slice that bad boy up and roast it with some parmesan.

Ouch!

 

[Marine]

I did say we needed a stupid subforum...

I have a mini oven, so is definitely too small and tight to support something of that magnitude. Perhaps, in a regular one, your zucchini will present no difficulties gliding right in. Don't forget to drizzle some olive oil or melted butter all over it. It can ruin everything if it burns.

# Team mini oven

I would say that I prefer my zucchini sauteed / slow cooked in thin slices with onions and soy sauce but I have a feeling that it would miss the joke... Just felt the very important need to let people know about my culinary preferences at this point... (who's bored ?)

Btw since you guys are so zucchinspiring I'm going to cook these fellows here now that it's night and I don't feel like I'm being cooked myself :

I have a mini oven, so is definitely too small and tight to support something of that magnitude. Perhaps, in a regular one, your zucchini will present no difficulties gliding right in. Don't forget to drizzle some olive oil or melted butter all over it. It can ruin everything if it burns.

I can't get over that GIF

 

[Marine]

And zucchini transformation !
I know, I can't cook to save my life and it's a giant mess (there was too much zucchini for my pot) but it's probably edible



I guess posting zucchini pictures on a suicide forum is my life now...

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

you won't last two seconds eating this
CLICK HERE NOW

 

[Pluto]

Not to be an insufferable pedant, but the correct spelling is 'THICC'.

 

[Symbiote]

 

[Fakereality]

Now that is an image which would put tears in some eyes and pride in others.

 

[thereisthemist]

I wonder if I can *stand* it