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Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
What was the best pickup line you ever heard?

I'm scared to die alone.
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,015
What keeps you going?

I don't think it will ever look the same again.
 
Lilacmoon

Lilacmoon

Beautiful moon, take me away.
Sep 23, 2020
1,308
Doesn't it seem like the world is always changing for the worse?

Loving hurts too much.
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
Why don't you start dating again?

I don't believe in it
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Did you know that according to Scientology, all human souls are from Venus?

I can't believe it's not butter.
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,015
what do you want to use as a lubricant tonight?

speckled cats that fly
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What kind of pet were you hoping to adopt from the shelter today?

Water bears.
 
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Homecoming

Wizard
Aug 14, 2020
643
Why is those bears likes to swim in that icy cold water?

George Floyd death
 
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Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
What is an example of police brutality?

Your mom
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Who's the only person who'd probably actually care if I died?

It's too windy outside.
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,015
Want to go skinny dipping?

Brain slugs
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
What can I use to actually become a productive member of society?

Throw it all away.
 
S

Symbiote

Illuminated
Oct 12, 2020
3,099
What would you do with a Biden-Harris presidency?

Dumpster fire
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,015
How was the date last night?

Thats my new favorite thing.
 
Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
How was your banana and mayo sandwich?

I said no
 
Busdriver

Busdriver

Mage
Feb 11, 2020
513
You sure you don't like me as I have always been so nice to you?

I T hn k it was Ro hy p-noo l
 
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Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
What was wrong with the beer I bought you?

I'm too high for this
 
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Ghost2211

Archangel
Jan 20, 2020
6,015
Were you seriously going to drink salt?

I sleep with it every night.
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
How does one deal with all their fears and insecurities?

Now that's just rude.
 
Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
Why are you so stupid?

Never again
 
Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
Will I ever learn?

I had to quit this.
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Where are you going?

Cats just do that.
 
Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
is there a reason why cats like to follow you into the bathroom?

As many as you like
 
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Dr Iron Arc

Dr Iron Arc

Into the Unknown
Feb 10, 2020
21,392
How many lemons am I permitted to steal?

Truck driving.
 
Antigonish

Antigonish

Mage
Sep 19, 2020
593
What's you're favorite sex position?

No, I'm not straight either.
 
Soul

Soul

gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha
Apr 12, 2019
4,704
Are you LGBTQIA?

Last night the gingko trees that line the path lost all their leaves.
 
Deleted member 19654

Deleted member 19654

Working towards recovery.
Jul 9, 2020
1,627
What happened? Why are you so happy?

They're a little too hairy
 

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