What if I told you the last pizza I ate had pepperoni, jalapeños and pineapple as the toppings?
I would burn you at the stake for blasphemy.
No, I would cook you in a pizza oven.
No, I would cook you in a pizza.
A Sicilian, with sausage, green peppers, black olives, spinach, pepperoni, onions, tomatoes, and lots and lots of mozzerella.