Dreamwalker
Time To Wake Up
- Jan 21, 2026
- 44
I've discovered I'm not quite bold enough to CTB, short of complete psychosis, so instead I've decided to lean more on suicide-by-cop. I hate cops more than myself, I think they're the scum of the earth and create and/or perpetuate the conditions that cause so many of us to want to CTB is the first place. I'm sure this has been talked about at length at some point on the forum, but right now, Idgaf.
Because cops are power hungry fascists, or at least sympathetic to power hungry fascists by essence of being a cop, they have a tendency to escalate to violence. Police violence and brutality is well-recorded and documented, and that's not even counting all the heinous shit they do that never gets written down.
Anyway, all of this is to say I personally intend on antagonizing cops by cursing them and making rude gestures at them, which is both "legal" and "protected" here in the States where I live (which, legality means nothing here, hence police and military having a monopoly on violence). There are 3 results that can come of this:
1. Nothing. This is either the best or worst result depending on who you ask. They'll glare or return the sentiment, and that'll be the end of it. The only thing you gain out of this is satisfaction and a sense of right, if that exists for you atp anyway.
2. Arrest. This is the most inconvenient of the 3 for sure. As long as you've made no threats, and have not disrupted their so-called "police duties", they have no legal basis for arresting you. As long as you shut the fuck up if and when they try to question you, you'll be out soon. One could easily end up brutalized while in holding, or even just during the arrest (especially minorities), so results can def vary here. Even still, I'm continuing to consider it the most inconvenient.
3. Blown to kingdom come. The ego of a pig is as fragile as cracked glass, and even the slightest whisper of insult will make it shatter and rain down upon you. Replace the crystal shards with those deadly metal cylinders we call bullets, and you've got a pretty accurate picture of what the outcome is here. My personal gripes with this, as with this method in general, is giving a *pig* of all people the honor of taking my life. None of them deserve that, but their willingness and excitement to do so cannot be overlooked. I would make further suggestions in this regard so as to even the odds, but for some reason, I feel that's a breach in the site's policy.
Alright guys, get out there and flip off your local oinker; they may just give you bus fare.
Great resource for visualizing and understanding police violence here.
Because cops are power hungry fascists, or at least sympathetic to power hungry fascists by essence of being a cop, they have a tendency to escalate to violence. Police violence and brutality is well-recorded and documented, and that's not even counting all the heinous shit they do that never gets written down.
Anyway, all of this is to say I personally intend on antagonizing cops by cursing them and making rude gestures at them, which is both "legal" and "protected" here in the States where I live (which, legality means nothing here, hence police and military having a monopoly on violence). There are 3 results that can come of this:
1. Nothing. This is either the best or worst result depending on who you ask. They'll glare or return the sentiment, and that'll be the end of it. The only thing you gain out of this is satisfaction and a sense of right, if that exists for you atp anyway.
2. Arrest. This is the most inconvenient of the 3 for sure. As long as you've made no threats, and have not disrupted their so-called "police duties", they have no legal basis for arresting you. As long as you shut the fuck up if and when they try to question you, you'll be out soon. One could easily end up brutalized while in holding, or even just during the arrest (especially minorities), so results can def vary here. Even still, I'm continuing to consider it the most inconvenient.
3. Blown to kingdom come. The ego of a pig is as fragile as cracked glass, and even the slightest whisper of insult will make it shatter and rain down upon you. Replace the crystal shards with those deadly metal cylinders we call bullets, and you've got a pretty accurate picture of what the outcome is here. My personal gripes with this, as with this method in general, is giving a *pig* of all people the honor of taking my life. None of them deserve that, but their willingness and excitement to do so cannot be overlooked. I would make further suggestions in this regard so as to even the odds, but for some reason, I feel that's a breach in the site's policy.
Alright guys, get out there and flip off your local oinker; they may just give you bus fare.
Great resource for visualizing and understanding police violence here.
