Arvayn
Face the end.
- Nov 11, 2025
- 338
It has been 3 days without Sanctioned Suicide, I can't take it anymore. Never once have I spent this long without Sanctioned Suicide. I hear a knock on my door. It is a mailman 
. A worker from DSL that came all the way here to deliver an SN package?!?! No… It must be a trick of the customs. I grab a razor and try to stab the impostor. He screams for something called the "Police". Must be some weird method. A few minutes later, 3 people in a weird blue uniform came to my shoebox apartment. They ask me to come surrender, and have guns… they must be pro-lifers! I laugh, they don't know I want to kill myself. I rush at them with my razor and they all fire at me. They all hit me, but I live. Fuck this SI… They all must have aimed for safe spots. They take me to a place called 'prison', they tried to find my relatives to call them, but they don't know I have 2000 posts and 7000 reaction score with my REAL family... I just have to wait until this ban expires or I can just try ligature strangulation with this blanket.
. A worker from DSL that came all the way here to deliver an SN package?!?! No… It must be a trick of the customs. I grab a razor and try to stab the impostor. He screams for something called the "Police". Must be some weird method. A few minutes later, 3 people in a weird blue uniform came to my shoebox apartment. They ask me to come surrender, and have guns… they must be pro-lifers! I laugh, they don't know I want to kill myself. I rush at them with my razor and they all fire at me. They all hit me, but I live. Fuck this SI… They all must have aimed for safe spots. They take me to a place called 'prison', they tried to find my relatives to call them, but they don't know I have 2000 posts and 7000 reaction score with my REAL family... I just have to wait until this ban expires or I can just try ligature strangulation with this blanket.
