My little dick

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Little Richard was a really undervalued artist. I mean he was big in the fifties, but it's kind of like as soon as he became not very cool anymore, he was dropped like a hot potato. But he was a musician for the ages when you think about it. Very iconic. He died at the beginning of the Covid era but I feel like it wasn't given much attention.

My favorite song of his is Tutti Frutti.



Speaking of this type of music, I also really enjoy "Reet Petite" by Jackie Wilson.



Fun fact, although "reet petite" means "fantastic" in old school Jazz lingo, "reet" is also Dutch slang for "ass." So when you say "Reet petite" it's sort of like you're saying "little ass" in the Netherlands. Not very interesting I guess, but at least you learned something.

 

[Chinaski]

These days, you try playing Little Richard to women, they're only interested in Chubby Checker, if you ain't doing the twist they ain't even gonna look at you nowadays

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Tell me about it! It's either Chubby Checker or Ty Dolla Sign. Why can't they just start an OnlyFans and make millions themselves? Silly women.

 

[ClownMe]

 

[noname223]

Little Richard was a really undervalued artist. I mean he was big in the fifties, but it's kind of like as soon as he became not very cool anymore, he was dropped like a hot potato. But he was a musician for the ages when you think about it. Very iconic. He died at the beginning of the Covid era but I feel like it wasn't given much attention.

My favorite song of his is Tutti Frutti.



Speaking of this type of music, I also really enjoy "Reet Petite" by Jackie Wilson.



Fun fact, although "reet petite" means "fantastic" in old school Jazz lingo, "reet" is also Dutch slang for "ass." So when you say "Reet petite" it's sort of like you're saying "little ass" in the Netherlands. Not very interesting I guess, but at least you learned something.

To be honest I don't think the title is very funny. One could argue about the objective importance of small genitals. Though the subjective suffering can be immense. I have read of men who were severely bullied because of it. Sorry but this is no topic to joke about.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

To be honest I don't think the title is very funny. One could argue about the objective importance of small genitals. Though the subjective suffering can be immense. I have read of men who were severely bullied because of it. Sorry but this is no topic to joke about.

This is a genital-free space. I'm talking about music. Please discuss penises elsewhere.

 

[noname223]

This is a genital-free space. I'm talking about music. Please discuss penises elsewhere.

And how comes the title?

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

And how comes the title?

Dick is just a nickname for Richard.

 

[noname223]

Dick is just a nickname for Richard.

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So you want to deny that there was a certain joke intended? Who shall believe this nonsense? We all know which kind of joke you intended.

 

[Chinaski]

To be honest I don't think the title is very funny. One could argue about the objective importance of small genitals. Though the subjective suffering can be immense. I have read of men who were severely bullied because of it. Sorry but this is no topic to joke about.

Haven't you got a "which dictator has the worst taste in shoes?" thread to be getting on with?

 

[WhatPowerIs]

Did you and Chinaski team up to make two penis related threads simultaneously

 

[noname223]

Haven't you got a "which dictator has the worst taste in shoes?" thread to be getting on with?

That is quite a weak response. It shows me you want to distract from the issue rather than proving responsibility for your posts. You often criticize misogyny in this forum the posts on this issue from you are however similar toxic.

 

[Chinaski]

Did you and Chinaski team up to make two penis related threads simultaneously

The fact that there is more than one thread with a supposed penis reference running simultaneously has never been an issue before now tbf

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

So you want to deny that there was a certain joke intended? Who shall believe this nonsense? We all know which kind of joke you intended.

Alright chief of penis police, I'll concede I find it a bit absurd for a guy with a functioning six inches to be making threads about how unhappy he is with it. It's probably borderline insulting to people with genuine urological problems, frankly.

Traction therapy, hanging, and behavioral therapy are all solid options for someone who feels they don't quite have enough down there. An average penis is not a death sentence and there are many ways to improve that situation whether cognitively or physically.

Not to mention this is not exactly appropriate discussion material being that there are many women here. There are countless other communities and subreddits that are infinitely better suited to this type of thing.

One more thing - if you bothered to take the time to read anything on here beyond your own boring threads, you'd see I spend a lot of time trying to help others in various topics, to say nothing of responding to private messages with questions about mental health conditions, medications, etc. So don't come trying to claim some moral highground over me. You literally even copy/pasted your response here from Chinaski's topic in your weak attempt to generate outrage. If you don't see how hilariously undermining that is of your own argument then we're done here.

Finally, taking advice from you on what can be considered funny is like asking a blind person what they think of the Mona Lisa. You simply don't have the authority or sound judgment for me to reconsider anything I write.

 

[Chinaski]

Alright chief of penis police

This has done me in quicker than nembutal

 

[WhatPowerIs]

Finally, taking advice from you on what can be considered funny is like asking a blind person what they think of the Mona Lisa. You simply don't have the authority or sound judgment for me to reconsider anything I write.

I don't understand why you're so up in arms about the fact that this person takes issue with your "humor" in this thread when your humor is just being used to mock, humiliate, or belittle people who have problems with their bodies. Illuminating response, that's for sure.

 

[JustSwingingTheD]

Alright chief of penis police, I'll concede I find it a bit absurd for a guy with a functioning six inches to be making threads about how unhappy he is with it. It's probably borderline insulting to people with genuine urological problems, frankly.

Traction therapy, hanging, and behavioral therapy are all solid options for someone who feels they don't quite have enough down there. An average penis is not a death sentence and there are many ways to improve that situation whether cognitively or physically.

Not to mention this is not exactly appropriate discussion material being that there are many women here. There are countless other communities and subreddits that are infinitely better suited to this type of thing.

I have to ask, why exactly isn't it appropriate to discuss this with women around? This is so dumb and patronizing. If the forum rules allow it, go for it. The women who don't enjoy discussing penises can ignore the thread. You are just bringing more attention to the whole thing.

Besides, i sadly don't think the thread was a joke. I'm willing to bet that penis size is the most common target of body dysmorphia for men, and it usually occurs with guys have been nowhere close to any women in real life. If your sexual experiences consist of watching porn, where everyone else is better endowed than you, then it's no wonder some people start feeling this way about their dicks. Are you really that surprised that a suicide forum would have men like this hanging around?

Just for the record, i really don't like my username, it was a poor attempt at making a D joke, since people on the forum are always so desperately after the D, get it? Maybe poorly executed and in bad taste, but i won't take any advice on the topic either. A little sense of humour won't kill you, D might.

 

[freedompass]

Traction therapy, hanging, and behavioral therapy are all solid options for someone who feels they don't quite have enough down there. An average penis is not a death sentence and there are many ways to improve that situation whether cognitively or physically.

What about micro penises tho

This thread is…entertaining

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I don't understand why you're so up in arms about the fact that this person takes issue with your "humor" in this thread when your humor is just being used to mock, humiliate, or belittle people who have problems with their bodies. Illuminating response, that's for sure.

I have to ask, why exactly isn't it appropriate to discuss this with women around? This is so dumb and patronizing. If the forum rules allow it, go for it. The women who don't enjoy discussing penises can ignore the thread. You are just bringing more attention to the whole thing.

Besides, i sadly don't think the thread was a joke. I'm willing to bet that penis size is the most common target of body dysmorphia for men, and it usually occurs with guys have been nowhere close to any women in real life. If your sexual experiences consist of watching porn, where everyone else is better endowed than you, then it's no wonder some people start feeling this way about their dicks. Are you really that surprised that a suicide forum would have men like this hanging around?

Just for the record, i really don't like my username, it was a poor attempt at making a D joke, since people on the forum are always so desperately after the D, get it? Maybe poorly executed and in bad taste, but i won't take any advice on the topic either. A little sense of humour won't kill you, D might.

It's obviously a divisive issue and the forum seems split on it. That being the case, I don't think it's all that weird I'm on one side while you two are on the other. That's fine.

I did take issue with noname specifically, because he has a habit of badgering people under the guise of "justice". I don't know either of you or your post histories, so I'm not going to come at you. Suffice it to say I strongly dislike noname's forum persona.

With that said, I have several more reasons why I suspect allowing threads of a phallic nature is a bad idea, but they go beyond the scope of the immediate "men's bodies are important too!" argument and involve a potential slippery slope of where I see future threads going. It's about the kind of forum you want, I suppose.

FWIW, I've had people write to me and complain about these types of topics. So although I'm the one catching the flak right now, it's a much broader thing than this thread would suggest.

Still, Dot has said it's okay, so knock yourselves out, I suppose.

 

[WhatPowerIs]

I did take issue with noname specifically, because he has a habit of badgering people under the guise of "justice". I don't know either of you or your post histories, so I'm not going to come at you. Suffice it to say I strongly dislike noname's forum persona.

Probably just doing what he thinks is right much like what you think you're doing right now lol. Ignore him if he bothers you that much.

 

[akirat9]

My tiny ass ? I am not like most guys I have a very little one is true. I am also not very tall.

 

[JustSwingingTheD]

It's obviously a divisive issue and the forum seems split on it. That being the case, I don't think it's all that weird I'm on one side while you two are on the other. That's fine.

I'm on nobodys side, and yes, it can be a divisive issue. Especially when talking about my penis, since it has divided so many labias.

I get that these "sexually frustrated/unexperienced men" threads can be annoying, but you have to see where they are coming from. They are not being annoying for the sake of being annoying, they really are lonely, desperate and riddled with insecurities. Some of them will never end up having any real life sexual/relationship experiences with women in their lives. That's pretty sad, in some cases at least.

With that said, I have several more reasons why I suspect allowing threads of a phallic nature is a bad idea, but they go beyond the scope of the immediate "men's bodies are important too!" argument and involve a potential slippery slope of where I see future threads going. It's about the kind of forum you want, I suppose.

I see, yes, the slope is getting slippery here.

I'm all for making the forum as woman friendly as possible. But first and foremost, this is a place for suicidal people. Many of us are pretty icky losers to be honest, with mindsets that come together with that. Just cover your eyes ladies.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I'm on nobodys side, and yes, it can be a divisive issue. Especially when talking about my penis, since it has divided so many labias.

I get that these "sexually frustrated/unexperienced men" threads can be annoying, but you have to see where they are coming from. They are not being annoying for the sake of being annoying, they really are lonely, desperate and riddled with insecurities. Some of them will never end up having any real life sexual/relationship experiences with women in their lives. That's pretty sad, in some cases at least.


I see, yes, the slope is getting slippery here.

I'm all for making the forum as woman friendly as possible. But first and foremost, this is a place for suicidal people. Many of us are pretty icky losers to be honest, with mindsets that come together with that. Just cover your eyes ladies.

Yeah I'm with you on this. Loneliness is a big part of why many of us are here. Hell, I'm an isolated loser too. But a big part of me thinks penis-talk is just too personal and troublesome to post about on a super diverse forum like this.

Case in point, we have had members who post one thread about their johnson, and once that went over reasonably well, felt emboldened to make another. The general unease was palpable.

So on some level there's a checks and balances thing going on. Do we make multiple people uncomfortable for the sake of one person's feelings? It's for these types of reasons that I feel these topics belong on male-only communities.

If that's an unpopular stance, fair enough. But there is context behind my criticism of this.

 

[WhatPowerIs]

Yeah I'm with you on this. Loneliness is a big part of why many of us are here. Hell, I'm an isolated loser too. But a big part of me thinks penis-talk is just too personal and troublesome to post about on a super diverse forum like this.

Case in point, we have had members who post one thread about their johnson, and once that went over reasonably well, felt emboldened to make another. The general unease was palpable.

So on some level there's a checks and balances thing going on. Do we make multiple people uncomfortable for the sake of one person's feelings? It's for these types of reasons that I feel these topics belong on male-only communities.

If that's an unpopular stance, fair enough. But there is context behind my criticism of this.

Isn't all discussion of sex too personal and troublesome to post on a forum like this? Men making threads about their penises is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to people talking about things related to or dealing with sex on this forum. I'm referring to threads here in the offtopic forum like the ones asking how many partners people have had, what sexual experiences they've had, etc.

 

[JustSwingingTheD]

Yeah I'm with you on this. Loneliness is a big part of why many of us are here. Hell, I'm an isolated loser too. But a big part of me thinks penis-talk is just too personal and troublesome to post about on a super diverse forum like this.

I would love me some vag-talk honestly. Why is it always the man who has to worry about being the right size? It takes two to tango.

Case in point, we have had members who post one thread about their johnson, and once that went over reasonably well, felt emboldened to make another. The general unease was palpable.

Well that is just spamming which is a completely different subject.

Most women are completely okay with these kind of topics, they either have get a half-hearted laugh about them, or ignore them completely, as most men do.

So on some level there's a checks and balances thing going on. Do we make multiple people uncomfortable for the sake of one person's feelings? It's for these types of reasons that I feel these topics belong on male-only communities.

I guess we have to agree to disagree. It's not something to justifiably get uncomfortable over, that is being overtly sensitive.

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

Isn't all discussion of sex too personal and troublesome to post on a forum like this? Men making threads about their penises is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to people talking about things related to or dealing with sex on this forum. I'm referring to threads here in the offtopic forum like the ones asking how many partners people have had, what sexual experiences they've had, etc.

Fair enough. I'm not sure I would gloss over everything I said coupled with the fact I've seen this go south too many times already, but hey. I can't stop anyone.

I would love me some vag-talk honestly. Why is it always the man who has to worry about being the right size? It takes two to tango.

Well that is just spamming which is a completely different subject.

Most women are completely okay with these kind of topics, they either have get a half-hearted laugh about them, or ignore them completely, as most men do.

I guess we have to agree to disagree. It's not something to justifiably get uncomfortable over, that is being overtly sensitive.

Can't you volunteer to make the next dick topic? You really do have the perfect name. I think we're about due for a length versus girth debate, whereby girth will obviously win. Still a forum staple though.

 

[JustSwingingTheD]

Can't you volunteer to make the next dick topic? You really do have the perfect name. I think we're about due for a length versus girth debate, whereby girth will obviously win. Still a forum staple though.

I must consider this. Though girth will only win if women participate. Men sure love them those long dicks. I think that the most important reason the porn industry is full of huge penises anyways, is because men love them so.

To think about it, it's kinda sorta almost gay? Is watching straight porn gay?

I assume he meant there might be victims of sexual assault who would be disinclined to interact with a forum filled with "My dick is 50 cm long, but I can't throw it over my shoulder, and it makes me suicidal" threads.

I really don't see how random anonymous people pussyfooting around these people and their traumas, in case they existed, would help them to get any better.

In my experience, when it comes to violent experiences, it's better to face the reality. Facing reality, you will see that it is indeed bad, but not all of it is, and not everyone is.

 

[JustSwingingTheD]

No i don't mean that, unless you are saying it was internet posts about "50cm long dicks" that traumatized them in the first place. In which case we are talking about a pretty rare psychological problem.

 

[akirat9]

うーん、この問題を持つノンケの男性だけが「サポート」のために話すことができますが、後者はできないのですね。

 

[WhatPowerIs]

うーん、この問題を持つノンケの男性だけが「サポート」のために話すことができますが、後者はできないのですね。

It's hard for everybody.