Discussion Most ridiculous/over the top suicide methods

[Punished snake]

The title says it, name the most ridiculous/over the top SM you heard or imagined. It it's off topic, mods, delete it as you wish

 

[Deleted member 847]

Cutting your veins.

 

[InkBlot]

Supergluing your hands to your head after tying a piano string around your neck and jumping to your death, so it looks like you pulled your own head off.

Going to the salt flats, calling the cops on yourself, then tie a parachute around your neck so when it engages your neck snaps, and lifts you up also. Tie a rope to your convertible, brick the accelerator. Youll be on national news haha. Flying dead man.

 

[bigj75]

setting yourself on fire I always thought was an absurd method.

 

[Slacker]

setting yourself on fire I always thought was an absurd method.

I think it really looks cool... but the pain

 

[bigj75]

I think it really looks cool... but the pain

yae it looks cool but this for one like you said the pain. Then two if someone saves you from that then you are so fucked. having to live like that the rest of your life.

 

[Slacker]

not suicide but someone could try it out

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/he...fter-going-eight-weeks-without-using-loo.html

 

[Ben]

The title says it, name the most ridiculous/over the top SM you heard or imagined. It it's off topic, mods, delete it as you wish

Tying a 100 yard rope to a tree, and to your neck, then getting in a car and flooring it...other Homemade guillotines...

I heard this years ago. A man went to a bridge to die. He injested poison, hung a rope around his neck, set himself on fire, and then jumped off the bridge. The fire burnt through his rope, and he fell in the water, putting the flames out. The water was so cold, it made him vomit out the poison, and he lived. God damn.

Also

2001: Bernd Brandes, a German engineerfrom Berlin, was willingly slaughtered so that he could be butchered and eaten by aspiring cannibal Armin Meiwes. Brandes had responded to an internet advertisement which Meiwes had placed for this purpose. In prison, Meiwes became a vegetarian.

 

[Punished snake]

Tying a 100 yard rope to a tree, and to your neck, then getting in a car and flooring it...other Homemade guillotines...

I heard this years ago. A man went to a bridge to die. He injested poison, hung a rope around his neck, set himself on fire, and then jumped off the bridge. The fire burnt through his rope, and he fell in the water, putting the flames out. The water was so cold, it made him vomit out the poison, and he lived. God damn.

He could've brought a pistol, just in case.

 

[Alexmoshu]

The suicide helmet.

 

[DeathBecomesMe]

not suicide but someone could try it out

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/he...fter-going-eight-weeks-without-using-loo.html

Thanks for the link. Very interesting.

It's possible it could be suicide, I mean who is thaat scared of the toilet that you don't go, once your lower ribs have extended etc. Sure, they claim she had a phobia. Could it not have been that she was desperately trying to reach out to her parents, testing how much they are paying attention or whether they care. If I was that parent I would feel horrible and definitely ctb from the guilt.

It's a ridiculous 'accidental' way to die. Parents are guilty of negligence at the very least.

 

[Slayer]

setting yourself on fire I always thought was an absurd method.

I watched the Jordanian pilot video and I don't think it's a nice way to go.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

Pretty much having your head in the hole of a a metal fence and twisting your body in a way that will snap your neck.

https://www.documentingreality.com/...-suicide-twisting-his-head-some-fence-149072/

 

[DeathBecomesMe]

Pretty much having your head in the hole of a a metal fence and twisting your body in a way that will snap your neck.

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Thank god that video isn't available. I've seen too much liveleak and suicide compilations. "I just can't take it anymore."

 

[Slayer]

Pretty much having your head in the hole of a a metal fence and twisting your body in a way that will snap your neck.

https://www.documentingreality.com/...-suicide-twisting-his-head-some-fence-149072/

He peed himself?

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

He peed himself?

Yep...

 

[DeathBecomesMe]

He peed himself?

I couldn't resist after you said he peed himself. So I clicked the link and it said I had exceeded my allotted views and will be reset in 4-6 weeks. Then I opened it incognito and voila. Not too gory.

 

[PatKat]

Someone on here posted they ate 9 Zantac to die it cracked me up lol

 

[IfHeDiesHeDies]

I read on this site a method about dying via stretching. That's pretty farfetched.......

https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/self-induced-heart-attack-via-adrenaline-bearshaek.693/

 

[GeorgeEastman]

Disembowelment. People in olden times had the guts to cut their own out. Better men than I for sure.

 

[setianism]

https://archive.ashspace.org/ash.xanthia.com/euclidmth.html

 

[windingdown]

At my therapy appointment today, my new therapist told me about a client who tried to blow himself up with a propane tank. Now he is covered in burn scars.

 

[windingdown]

setting yourself on fire I always thought was an absurd method.

Lostallhope ranks it highest on the agony scale.

 

[SamK]

Someone told me they were going to shoot themselves whilst jumping from a cliff. I thought woah. determined much..
But i do agree setting yourself alight must be pure hell ... i could never do that no matter how desperate...

 

[SamK]

Starvation must also be a horrible way to go

 

[samhelloall9]

well, i'm not wanting to get in trouble here, or get a lot of backlash...but damn given the height, those jumpers from the old World Trade Centre towers...damn. Like what a horrible way to go, even if it's technically not jumpers, still, the height, the smoke and the whole circumstances. i read somewhere a lot of them crash landed through the lobby glass ceiling or surrounding awnings. ouch. awful.

 

[samhelloall9]

Starvation must also be a horrible way to go

yes, and burning.

 

[s_girl]

Those poor lions...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...rave-condition-two-beasts-mauling-KILLED.html

 

[bigj75]

Those poor lions...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...rave-condition-two-beasts-mauling-KILLED.html

Wtf! He must have been so desperate.

 

[WorthlessGirl]

I wish this was real.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/exm9m7/a-roller-coaster-designed-to-kill-people-999