looking for a very quick method, pain is not an issue

[julymorning]

Hlello everyone, I'm in dire need of help.

Soon a fate is awating me that even the most painful manner doesn't matter at the moment. I can drink bleach, stab a knife through my heart, cut my throat etc. However I looked it up online regarding these methods and I saw people were rescued despite how brutal & fatal these methods are.

I only have 3 minutes to CTB. Otherwise I will be transferred to a medical facility.

I am being closely monitored (not at a mental ward, at home) but I can access stuff like poison, hunting knife etc.

Please don't recommend obvious methods such as Nembutal or SN, it takes forever to achieve.

Hanging isn't viable either as it takes a lot of time .If I found will be probably be paralyzed for for the remaining of my life.

You can provide a method as brtutal as possible, it doesn't matter. What is waiting for me is probably worse than being molten alive in lava.

Please hlep. I need your help. Don't turn a blind eye. Don't show mercy.

 

[motel rooms]

I only have 3 minutes to CTB.

Oh dear... Is 3 minutes the amount of time your family gives you to poop?

 

[buscatcher]

Ctb speedrun

 

[motel rooms]

Don't turn a blind eye. Don't show mercy.

Could this be a NYT journalist? They really have a way with words.

 

[julymorning]

pls help

 

[WrongPlaceWrongTime]

New account immediately asking for methods. Also claims to have a time constraint of 3 minutes. LOL

I would think this is a NYT journalist or a 26fixer, but this smells more like a random troll to me

 

[motel rooms]

claims to have a time constraint of 3 minutes. LOL

Gotta love that little touch.

I can drink bleach

If you do that, Covid won't be able to kill you in 3 minutes.

 

[Darkover]

take a hammer to the gas boiler smash it to pieces it will blow up

 

[Someone123]

Hlello everyone, I'm in dire need of help.

Soon a fate is awating me that even the most painful manner doesn't matter at the moment. I can drink bleach, stab a knife through my heart, cut my throat etc. However I looked it up online regarding these methods and I saw people were rescued despite how brutal & fatal these methods are.

I only have 3 minutes to CTB. Otherwise I will be transferred to a medical facility.

I am being closely monitored (not at a mental ward, at home) but I can access stuff like poison, hunting knife etc.

Please don't recommend obvious methods such as Nembutal or SN, it takes forever to achieve.

Hanging isn't viable either as it takes a lot of time .If I found will be probably be paralyzed for for the remaining of my life.

You can provide a method as brtutal as possible, it doesn't matter. What is waiting for me is probably worse than being molten alive in lava.

Please hlep. I need your help. Don't turn a blind eye. Don't show mercy.

People are rescued from all methods- there is always some risk of failure with any method. A choice of methods is personal, as well as whether to go through with it is a personal decision. There are rules on this site and also laws that people are not supposed to push other people to suicide, so whether to do this and what method to use is a personal decision. Some methods are higher percentage to work and some methods have worse outcomes than others if it doesn't work. That's why people are often suicidal for months or even years before attempting- or before deciding not to.

 

[freelifexit]

If the carotid artery is cut, death will be in 1.5 minutes due to blood loss. The difficulty is to find this artery.

How easy is it to cut your own carotid artery?

Answer (1 of 8): Theoretically it’s quite easy, just feel your neck next to your trachea, AKA windpipe and notice the pulse. It’s usually around a centimeter below the skin. However, mentally healthy people don’t do this. Even mentally ill people rarely do this. I’ve never seen or heard of such a...

www.quora.com

 

[Anxieyote]

I don't think a mental health facility is a fate worse than death…

At most, you will have to spend a week there until they dismiss you. It's definitely not pleasant, but it won't last forever, and you can consider a more reliable CTB method afterwards.

 

[motel rooms]

I am being closely monitored (not at a mental ward, at home) but I can access stuff like poison, hunting knife etc.

You're being closely monitored at home, yet your family members haven't hidden the friggin' hunting knife, poisons, etc. from you?

 

[lastlife_]

I don't think a mental health facility is a fate worse than death…

At most, you will have to spend a week there until they dismiss you. It's definitely not pleasant, but it won't last forever, and you can consider a more reliable CTB method afterwards.

^ true. I spent 19 days in a psychiatric hospital when I was 20 (this was back in 2010) and all I did was smoke in the gardens, read books and watch tv. It was kinda like purgatory waking up and experiencing the same thing every day.. but definitely not a fate worse than death. If anything it was more like a life pause. Although they did let me stay out on the weekends with supervision.

I don't know the OP's age or circumstances but sometimes staying at a mental health facility can be good for some people. It will give you the opportunity to talk to some doctors, counsellors or advisors to identify what's gone wrong in your life and ways you can improve your surroundings to feel better - that's if you can see a future for yourself if your surroundings or circumstances were different. If you go to a facility and you still want to CTB, then just lead the doctors to believe you regret trying to harm yourself, gained clarify from it and you're feeling better.. that's the quickest way to get out

 

[Kobusu]

Being in the ward is definitely not a fate worse than death dude. Also 3 minutes? That's not much time to do anything, especially not ctb. You couldn't even get over the initial hesitation that fast. Nobody is going to tell you how to ctb, or even that you should, because if this is a real post from someone really seeking help then you have to find the answers to your questions yourself. If not, then this bait is ridiculously obvious.

 

[Jenjoh2358]

I'm sorry, @julymorning, but your grammar is just too darn good.

 

[FromGermany]

"You can provide a method as brtutal as possible"

The enemies of this forum will have a field day with that.

 

[Ticket 2 Heaven]

Hlello everyone, I'm in dire need of help.

Soon a fate is awating me that even the most painful manner doesn't matter at the moment. I can drink bleach, stab a knife through my heart, cut my throat etc. However I looked it up online regarding these methods and I saw people were rescued despite how brutal & fatal these methods are.

I only have 3 minutes to CTB. Otherwise I will be transferred to a medical facility.

I am being closely monitored (not at a mental ward, at home) but I can access stuff like poison, hunting knife etc.

Please don't recommend obvious methods such as Nembutal or SN, it takes forever to achieve.

Hanging isn't viable either as it takes a lot of time .If I found will be probably be paralyzed for for the remaining of my life.

You can provide a method as brtutal as possible, it doesn't matter. What is waiting for me is probably worse than being molten alive in lava.

Please hlep. I need your help. Don't turn a blind eye. Don't show mercy.

Bash your head into the wall repeatedly. Just kidding. Jumping

 

[Eternal Oblivion]

Hold your breath util you die.

Kidding, that doesn't work.

 

[Jenjoh2358]

Wait, @julymorning, I have found one!

Right here: https://sanctioned-suicide.net/threads/suicide-by-alien-abduction.77088/#post-1384393

 

[cambrai33]

Op you were last seen 32 minutes ago viewing this thread

How are you and is the facility as bad as you expected? You have access to here so perhaps not as bad as you thought.

Keep talking, we are all here for you and I'm glad you did nothing on impulse. Take this time to try and get help

 

[Flippy]

This may be a shot in the dark, but I'm concerned, perhaps I'm putting 2 and 2 together and arriving at 5. But just in case I'm going to say @julymorning if it's you are who I think you could be, you have a means to contact me.

Of course I could be wrong, if this is a troll or journalist then of course you won't be able to contact me.

Sorry if this seems cryptic to everyone in the thread, it's intentional.

Either way OP, if you are in genuine distress I recommend you talk to someone and seek help.

 

[Ruined]

Beware The Gray Lady.

 

[StarryStarry]

Could this be a NYT journalist? They really have a way with words.

Same thing I was thinking. If it smells bad - it is bad ....

 

[Deleted member 8579]

In case you are serious:
Committing suicide is complicated by the existence of the survival instinct, which is by no means to be misinterpreted as the manifestation of an unconscious will to live, but a mere biological mechanism that evolved to increase the chances of reproduction.
Choosing a brutal, painful method makes combating this instinct well-nigh impossible and thus increases the risk of failure.
No matter how bad your life may be, a botched suicide attempt will most likely make it worse.

In case you are not:
I am going to decree your fate, a fate that will never come to an end for eternity. I will curse you with a Great Curse, may my curses overwhelm you suddenly, in an instant; may you not be able to make a household, and not be able to love a child of your own, may you not dwell in the presence of girls, may dregs of beer stain your beautiful lap, may a drunk soil your festal robe with vomit. May you never acquire anything of bright alabaster, may shining silver, man's delight, not be cast into your house, may a gateway be where you rake your pleasure, may a crossroad be your home, may a wasteland be your sleeping place, may the shadow of the city wall be your place to stand, may the thorns and briars skin your feet, may both the drunk and the dry slap you on the cheek, may owls nest in the cracks of your walls, and may no parties take place in your home!

 

[Enigmatic Sailor]

Ctb by holding in your urine and shit.

 

[Jenjoh2358]

NEW method; CTB by boredom!​

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[Flippy]

In case you are serious:
Committing suicide is complicated by the existence of the survival instinct, which is by no means to be misinterpreted as the manifestation of an unconscious will to live, but a mere biological mechanism that evolved to increase the chances of reproduction.
Choosing a brutal, painful method makes combating this instinct well-nigh impossible and thus increases the risk of failure.
No matter how bad your life may be, a botched suicide attempt will most likely make it worse.

In case you are not:
I am going to decree your fate, a fate that will never come to an end for eternity. I will curse you with a Great Curse, may my curses overwhelm you suddenly, in an instant; may you not be able to make a household, and not be able to love a child of your own, may you not dwell in the presence of girls, may dregs of beer stain your beautiful lap, may a drunk soil your festal robe with vomit. May you never acquire anything of bright alabaster, may shining silver, man's delight, not be cast into your house, may a gateway be where you rake your pleasure, may a crossroad be your home, may a wasteland be your sleeping place, may the shadow of the city wall be your place to stand, may the thorns and briars skin your feet, may both the drunk and the dry slap you on the cheek, may owls nest in the cracks of your walls, and may no parties take place in your home!

Dude harsh! Even if they aren't serious, I think the owls are enough!

 

[Deleted member 8579]

Dude harsh!

Alright, he may keep his alabaster.

 

[Ta555]

Death by Snu Snu

 

[TheHatedOne]

Bombing yourself, I tried it and it works.

Or even better, let Johan Liebert do his job.