Kept procrastinating and now my family is back from vacation so I'll have to either do it at hotel or outside in forest

[watermelonsugaré]

My stupid ass kept delaying and delaying so now I have to find somewhere else to do it now that my family is back home.
Obviously I would prefer doing it at a hotel but the booking agency is asking for my address which is very close to the hotel, like 4 or 5km from the hotel, wouldn't that cause some suspicion if I put my real address there and they saw that it was so close to the hotel? They're also asking for a phone number (I think they're actually able to search my phone number and find my real address, not 100% sure though) would I have to use a fake address and fake number or just use my real number and address hoping they won't notice anything sus?
Would appreciate any advice! Ty guys

 

[eremito]

they need your phone and address to keep them in the files. They need it to call you should that happen that some Force Majeure arises and they must cancel your booking. Or if that happens that a guest set vandalized the room or set fire to the premises and fled.
Nobody will give the smallest concern to your whereabouts or doing a search about you online.
Why don't you want to choose the forest as your destination? The Nature appeals more to me than an anonymous hotel room

 

[watermelonsugaré]

they need your phone and address to keep them in the files. They need it to call you should that happen that some Force Majeure arises and they must cancel your booking. Or if that happens that a guest set vandalized the room or set fire to the premises and fled.
Nobody will give the smallest concern to your whereabouts or doing a search about you online.
Why don't you want to choose the forest as your destination? The Nature appeals more to me than an anonymous hotel room

I've been thinking about doing the forest but it could be so messy though compared to a hotel room, hotel staff will find ya within a decent amount of time before you rot where as forest there's no telling what could happen. I want to make it as clean as possible for my family

 

[Yuri Yurovich]

My stupid ass kept delaying and delaying so now I have to find somewhere else to do it now that my family is back home.
Obviously I would prefer doing it at a hotel but the booking agency is asking for my address which is very close to the hotel, like 4 or 5km from the hotel, wouldn't that cause some suspicion if I put my real address there and they saw that it was so close to the hotel? They're also asking for a phone number (I think they're actually able to search my phone number and find my real address, not 100% sure though) would I have to use a fake address and fake number or just use my real number and address hoping they won't notice anything sus?
Would appreciate any advice! Ty guys

I agree with eremito about the hotel. Remember, you are giving them the money they exist to acquire--if they grumble too much about people doing that, they lose. Besides, it's none of their effing business why you want a hotel room. Maybe you are painting your house and want to get out of the fumes.

As nice as nature settings are, consider that you may be partially eaten by a wild animal. Do you want that to be the last image you leave your loved ones with?

Nice Brautigan reference!

YY