Jumping

[Yooms]

I'm probably going to jump from like 900 feet by next month. It will be fatal no matter how I jump right?

 

[Shiitake]

I'm probably going to jump from like 900 feet by next month. It will be fatal no matter how I jump right?

the only way to survive that, is if all wheat straws in your location becomes self aware and form a haybale under you, even then you'll die.