Join my religion

[Pluto]

 

[Tears in Rain]

To save me going back over your old threads, what's your deal with cats?

 

[sserafim]

Come to the dark side, we have cookies cats

 

[4am]

cats are canonically muslim so inshallah

 

[ijustwishtodie]

This certainly sounds like a religion worth considering...

 

[Malaria]

I'm a dog person, but maybe I might reconsider that to join your religion.

 

[narval]

Interesting, but i can't. I'm a RNG worshiper.

still, RNGesus sends his regards

 

[DarkRange55]

 

[psp3000]

made me think of this cat I wonder if she's still around/still resides at this temple

 

[Pluto]

made me think of this cat I wonder if she's still around/still resides at this temple

Interesting, but i can't. I'm a RNG worshiper.

still, RNGesus sends his regards
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[Pluto]

Apocalypse Meow: How a Cult That Believes Cats Are Divine Beings Ended Up in Tennessee

You might rattle off a quick list of things that Columbia, Tenn., is known for, if prompted: It’s the home of James K. Polk, our 11th president; every April brings

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In the foster homes, the cats would eat first — even before the kids.

"We had to revere them more than ourselves and our families," says Rachael Gunderson.

And if the cats weren't treated with proper reverence, Ruthven would berate her followers.

"Eva's Eden is not a social gathering hour," she wrote in a January 2013 email. "It is the Temple of God. You are to enter with the reverence of what is sealed within its foundation and walls and within every single Feline. You are to enter with Awe. You are to see each customer in there with discernment ... are they a Chosen?"

Spoiler: .

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

This would be the only religion I would consider.

 

[oneeyed]

Great way to evade those pesky taxes

 

[WhatDoesTheFoxSay?]

Tempting, but I too, have already pledged my allegiance to the Father of Pasta.

Hail Marinara,
Full of spice,
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is filled with thee.
Tasty art thou amongst sauces,
and blessed is the fruit of thy jar, tomatoes (although fools believe they are vegetables).



Holy Marinara,
Chief Amongst Toppings,
Save a plate for us now,
and at about 6 o'clock when dinner is served, if you would be so kind.
R'Amen.

 

[Pluto]

​

Bastet, goddess of cats, is one of the most well-known figures of the Egyptian pantheon. She's been known as both Bast and Bastet. Her main attributes include being the Protector of lower Egypt, the patron goddess of cats and firefighters, and being a goddess of the sun, war, fertility, music, and celebration!

She is usually depicted as a cat or cat-headed woman. Unsurprisingly, the cat was her totem animal.

Worship of Bast started out as early as 3200 BC, and continues to this day in Bast cults. While she was originally more closely associated with the lion, over time, she came to be more connected to the house cat.

​

Cats were sacred to Bast and were treasured pets in many Egyptian households. (In addition to their religious association, they were highly valued for their vermin-killing abilities!) In the homes of the wealthy, cats wore gold jewelry and were fed lavishly from their owner's table. People deeply mourned their departed cats and dedicated their mummies to Bastet. At the height of Bastet's popularity, the penalty for killing a cat—even by accident—was death!

(source)

 

[falling_snow]

CATS ARE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[DOKTOR_G'HUL]

I'll stick with "Bob", thanks.

 

[oneeyed]

ETs reading this thread: They are ready

 

[Pluto]

 

[Pluto]

Bastet: 12 Ways to Work With the Egyptian Cat Goddess of the Home

Bastet is the ancient Egyptian cat goddess of the home, fertility, women and childbirth. Learn how to work with Bastet in 9 simple ways here.

otherworldlyoracle.com

 

[azo]

 

[Pluto]

 

[Iamtired]

Pspspspspspspsps

 

[not-2-b-the-answer]

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And just like the real pope, his eyes are covered from all the sins of the church.

 

[Yarani]

Pspspspspspspsps

 

[Hystearical]

To save me going back over your old threads, what's your deal with cats?

Because when humans have been so damn shitty in your life, cute, warm, loving creatures are very appealing.

 

[Iamtired]

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[Pluto]

I now have a statue of the cat God, Bastet, in my bedroom. It's made in Egypt.

 

[froggirl9000]

I'll stick with "Bob", thanks.

Give me Slack, or give me food, or KILL ME!!!

 

[Pluto]