Help I’ve been trying to SWB for almost a year now.. can’t figure it out

[bolognajuice]

SWB is the perfect method for me… I just for some reason can't figure out how to hyperventilate, English is not my first language and I just guessed hyperventilating means to breathe as quickly as possible but, that just doesn't make me blackout.. I have been trying for pretty much a year now and if you go to the SWB megathread you'll actually see a comment I left 11 months ago asking the same thing.. "how do I hyperventilate"… I'm starting to go crazy because of how many times I've tried to SWB, to the point where I started theorising that I'm dead and this is the after life…

 

[sunnybunny123]

ME TOO OMG
IV TRIED HYPERVENTILATING SO MUCH - even children die by doing it before they play breath holding games but I can't hyperventilate properly

 

[bolognajuice]

ME TOO OMG
IV TRIED HYPERVENTILATING SO MUCH - even children die by doing it before they play breath holding games but I can't hyperventilate properly

Do you still find it impossible to get it done?