NSFW It's CTB not CBT

[fluorescentpearl]

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But I noticed a surge in people saying they want to CBT or for CBT advice
I hate to break it to you but youre either asking for help with cognitive behavioral therapy, or for cock and ball torture
The right term is CTB (catch the bus)

I feel so guilty for laughing every time I see a new post asking if a med helps with cock and ball torture or something I hope I'm not the only one with this issue
Marked NSFW just cus I mentioned cock n ball torture

 

[moriix]

omg yes this is a huge pet peeve for me too

 

[fluorescentpearl]

omg yes this is a huge pet peeve for me too

Right it immediately takes me out of the immersion of the post, I'll be so sad or feeling for the other person until I read cock ball torture and I'll just give up mentally

 

[whorror]

I hope I didn't spell it like that, I have dyslexia and one time wanted to write POS and actually wrote POC and the entire reddit made me racist.. It's the dyslexia

 

[fluorescentpearl]

I hope I didn't spell it like that, I have dyslexia and one time wanted to write POS and actually wrote POC and the entire reddit made me racist.. It's the dyslexia

Oh my goodness I'm also dyslexic but that's so funny, once I misspelled smt so badly and I welcomed a new friend by saying smt like I'm so happy you've cum

 

[Fadenself00_]

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[Mgelanie]

If this isn't allowed mods delete this
But I noticed a surge in people saying they want to CBT or for CBT advice
I hate to break it to you but youre either asking for help with cognitive behavioral therapy, or for cock and ball torture
The right term is CTB (catch the bus)

I feel so guilty for laughing every time I see a new post asking if a med helps with cock and ball torture or something I hope I'm not the only one with this issue
Marked NSFW just cus I mentioned cock n ball torture

felt paranoid and immediately went to check if I wrote it right

 

[whorror]

Oh my goodness I'm also dyslexic but that's so funny, once I misspelled smt so badly and I welcomed a new friend by saying smt like I'm so happy you've cum

I completly get you, damnat the end of the day I hope both of you laughed about it cause it's funny a lot of the times. I'm always misspelling something with my friends and sometimes my mistakes are straight up neurotic if you would see them but that one with POC instead of POS made me feel bad for the entire week

 

[fluorescentpearl]

felt paranoid and immediately went to check if I wrote it right

Sorry for that but I had to say something I've been suffering in silence on this

 

[Lord_Satan]

CBT Stands for Closed-Brain Trauma (or sometimes spelled CBI - Closed-brain Injury - or TBI - Trumatic Brain Injury -)
What did you search exactly?

 

[fluorescentpearl]

CBT Stands for Closed-Brain Trauma (or sometimes spelled CBI - Closed-brain Injury - or TBI - Trumatic Brain Injury -)
What did you search exactly?

That's another meaning for it then, but it does also stand for cognitive behavioral therapy, and for cock and ball torture

 

[limenlux]

If this isn't allowed mods delete this
But I noticed a surge in people saying they want to CBT or for CBT advice
I hate to break it to you but youre either asking for help with cognitive behavioral therapy, or for cock and ball torture
The right term is CTB (catch the bus)

I feel so guilty for laughing every time I see a new post asking if a med helps with cock and ball torture or something I hope I'm not the only one with this issue
Marked NSFW just cus I mentioned cock n ball torture

I thought CBT stood for "can't buy things", since I'm desperately poor. No wonder the people at social services told me to get the fuck out.

 

[Lord_Satan]

That's another meaning for it then, but it does also stand for cognitive behavioral therapy, and for cock and ball torture

Didn't say it doesn't. But it's still completely fine to refer to suicide as CBT

 

[whorror]

I think OP just meant to emphasize that we all here refer to CTB as "catching the bus" and it doesn't make sense to write CBT in that context. Yes, CBT might mean a lot more things prolly, but the users of this site use CTB

(damn, I had to check like 5 times that I didn't accidently switched CTB with CBT yall I'm traumatised)

Didn't say it doesn't. But it's still completely fine to refer to suicide as CBT

 

[swankysoup]

Omg you made me google "cock and ball torture" and there is a wikipedia page with pictures! Do not go there people!

 

[fitoo5999]

I'll keep saying CTB just because of your post.

 

[whorror]

Omg you made me google "cock and ball torture" and there is a wikipedia page with pictures! Do not go there people!

 

[fluorescentpearl]

Omg you made me google "cock and ball torture" and there is a wikipedia page with pictures! Do not go there people!

Oh my God I'm so sorry

 

[hdead]

I heard somewhere that 30%~70% of males get CBT from SSRIs...

 

[h4ppyhypoxia]

loll this is such a pet peeve for me im so glad you called it out like nooooo were not looking for cbt advice please dont remind me of cbt again most useless therapy ive ever done

If this isn't allowed mods delete this
But I noticed a surge in people saying they want to CBT or for CBT advice
I hate to break it to you but youre either asking for help with cognitive behavioral therapy, or for cock and ball torture
The right term is CTB (catch the bus)

I feel so guilty for laughing every time I see a new post asking if a med helps with cock and ball torture or something I hope I'm not the only one with this issue
Marked NSFW just cus I mentioned cock n ball torture

 

[fluorescentpearl]

I heard somewhere that 30%~70% of males get CBT from SSRIs...

and I read that 30 to 70% of people get sexual issues from taking ssris.. But thankfully, 30 to 70% of people don't get issues!

loll this is such a pet peeve for me im so glad you called it out like nooooo were not looking for cbt advice please dont remind me of cbt again most useless therapy ive ever done

Right!!! It's been bothering me for a bit but I felt guilty about possibly embarrassing people but I honestly had a shit day today and I'm ovulating so I dont even care anymore

 

[hdead]

and I read that 30 to 70% of people get sexual issues from taking ssris.. But thankfully, 30 to 70% of people don't get issues!

As weird as that statement is, the math does work out on it. Useless math, but it maths.

Right!!! It's been bothering me for a bit but I felt guilty about possibly embarrassing people but I honestly had a shit day today and I'm ovulating so I dont even care anymore

I'm just happy so many people are finding creative ways to recover these days!

 

[fluorescentpearl]

I'm just happy so many people are finding creative ways to recover these days!

Ikr! Cognitive behavioral therapy by train and chemistry experiments is just so great <3

 

[Hollowman]

If you stay here for years it won't bug you so much. People have always confused it. It'll never end.

 

[UserFromNowhere]

If this isn't allowed mods delete this
But I noticed a surge in people saying they want to CBT or for CBT advice
I hate to break it to you but youre either asking for help with cognitive behavioral therapy, or for cock and ball torture
The right term is CTB (catch the bus)

I feel so guilty for laughing every time I see a new post asking if a med helps with cock and ball torture or something I hope I'm not the only one with this issue
Marked NSFW just cus I mentioned cock n ball torture

I'm not removing this, cause it's accurate and funny.

 

[HNR_]

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Glad I'm not the only one who thinks about that video whenever this gets brought up lmao

 

[Rev346]

At least they don't try go CTB bus . There's a good cyanide and happiness about people saying words that are part of acronyms.

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[Macedonian1987]

CBT may mean Catching Bus Tomorrow