GideonVandaleur
Envoy of the Silence
- Dec 15, 2021
- 123
Do you ever find yourself explaining yourself to stupid people?
Yes!
Why do you do that?
I don't know!
Are you stupid?
I think I might be!
Don't explain yourself to stupid people.
Okay!
I'm serious.
I'm feellin ya!
You're wasting what little time left you have on this planet...left..planet..what time you have.
Do you wanna do that one again?! Didn't sound very good!
No time, too busy rockin.
So where was I?!
You've heard that listening to Mozart can momentarily bump your IQ up.
Swell story! One of my favorites!
Well I think listening to stupid people turns you into an idiot.
Because your thinking pattern has to slow down to their dodgey brainwaves?!
That's right. Suddenly, your approach has to match the attitude of someone who's head is up their ass.
Do I need to be able to read someone's aura to tell if they're stupid or not?!
*Stares Sternly*
I should calm down shouldn't I?! I'll calm down. But does the interwebnets make the stupid?
Sure, I think it magnifies the opportunities to react before thinking through what you think.
Not that we've ever done that!
Not in a million years.
Cuz we're geniuses!
Genii.
Hang on Gideon, how many personalities...?
Don't worry about it mate. He's just a bit...
Crazy?!
I was going to say special, but retarded will do.
Yes!
Why do you do that?
I don't know!
Are you stupid?
I think I might be!
Don't explain yourself to stupid people.
Okay!
I'm serious.
I'm feellin ya!
You're wasting what little time left you have on this planet...left..planet..what time you have.
Do you wanna do that one again?! Didn't sound very good!
No time, too busy rockin.
So where was I?!
You've heard that listening to Mozart can momentarily bump your IQ up.
Swell story! One of my favorites!
Well I think listening to stupid people turns you into an idiot.
Because your thinking pattern has to slow down to their dodgey brainwaves?!
That's right. Suddenly, your approach has to match the attitude of someone who's head is up their ass.
Do I need to be able to read someone's aura to tell if they're stupid or not?!
*Stares Sternly*
I should calm down shouldn't I?! I'll calm down. But does the interwebnets make the stupid?
Sure, I think it magnifies the opportunities to react before thinking through what you think.
Not that we've ever done that!
Not in a million years.
Cuz we're geniuses!
Genii.
Hang on Gideon, how many personalities...?
Don't worry about it mate. He's just a bit...
Crazy?!
I was going to say special, but retarded will do.
