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Tomino'sNightengale

Tomino'sNightengale

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This thread is about sharing methods that don't actually work and won't actually kill you. Post ineffective methods here.

Sticking your head in the oven and turning it on won't kill you. I don't know why that's a meme.

Slitting your wrists doesn't kill you. They'll heal just like any other body part.

Overdosing on sleeping pills doesn't kill you. You'll just sleep for a long time then wake up.

What other methods are ineffective and are wrong? Share them here.
 
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WorthlessTrash

WorthlessTrash

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Apr 19, 2022
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Most ineffective method: Waiting til old age to take you out.
 
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