Discussion I'm going to kill myself with nitrogen, any fun suggestions?

[TheSpookyNameGuy]

So im going to purchase the essential items now, regulator ect, and when i have everything in order and finalised i will buy the Nitrogen canister.

What i want to ask though is, any fun suggestions to leave in my departure from this world of lunacy? Say like kill myself in a costume or have a room full of dildos and pink paint splatter all over the place, perhaps have a porn video playing in the background?

I don't think i can kill myself without leaving something spectacular behind for the fuckers who come across me taking a permanent nap.

But yea i don't like it here, i simply wasn't designed to be on this planet given my parents both had depression and bi-polar. Given how nuts they are..

 

[dimstar]

Have a tshirt cannon filled with money rigged to go off when your doors opened. At least give the people that have to deal with your body something. Idk if its legal to take but I plan on leaving money for the poor souls that find me to make it a bit better. My plan was in an apology envelope tapped to a few bottle of good booze.

 

[TheSpookyNameGuy]

Have a tshirt cannon filled with money rigged to go off when your doors opened. At least give the people that have to deal with your body something. Idk if its legal to take but I plan on leaving money for the poor souls that find me to make it a bit better. My plan was in an apology envelope tapped to a few bottle of good booze.

That's certainly an idea man, i do have a ton of booze sitting in my cupboard

 

[dimstar]

I know I'd be drinking after being called to deal with something like that. Help em out a little. I like your idea of making them laugh but I think only assholes would actually laugh. I just want to make it easier on them. Go out on a tarp or better yet buy a body bag. Those people did nothing to you. Maybe paint a smile on your face.

 

[TheSpookyNameGuy]

I know I'd be drinking after being called to deal with something like that. Help em out a little. I like your idea of making them laugh but I think only assholes would actually laugh. I just want to make it easier on them. Go out on a tarp or better yet buy a body bag. Those people did nothing to you. Maybe paint a smile on your face.

Huh that's interesting. i can't say in all the dead bodies i've seen personally that it's anything more than a mess but i guess peoples brains are different in any case.

I can't say a sleeping dead body with wacky stuff going on would traumatise people, would it?

 

[dimstar]

Huh that's interesting. i can't say in all the dead bodies i've seen personally that it's anything more than a mess but i guess peoples brains are different in any case.

I can't say a sleeping dead body with wacky stuff going on would traumatise people, would it?

Everyones diffrent. Most people here wouldn't be too bad. But I think alot of people would have a hard time with it. Professionals should be more use to dealing with it but just like people dont know what's going on I'm our heads we dont know what's going on in theirs. It could leave a lasting impact.

Just something to think about. I still want to hear others possible fun ideas.

 

[TheSpookyNameGuy]

Everyones diffrent. Most people here wouldn't be too bad. But I think alot of people would have a hard time with it. Professionals should be more use to dealing with it but just like people dont know what's going on I'm our heads we dont know what's going on in theirs. It could leave a lasting impact.

Just something to think about. I still want to hear others possible fun ideas.

i guess but, if im gonna be dead someone is going to see it no matter if im a glorified spread of paste on the walls or just look like i shat myself and had a brain aneurysm rofl

yep i agree, i need suggestions, perhaps someone will take pictures of my wacky scene and share them online, that's the real fun ngl

 

[TapeMachine]

i guess but, if im gonna be dead someone is going to see it no matter if im a glorified spread of paste on the walls or just look like i shat myself and had a brain aneurysm rofl

yep i agree, i need suggestions, perhaps someone will take pictures of my wacky scene and share them online, that's the real fun ngl

I have a sorta dark sense of humor, so I think it'd be pretty funny. I believe there's a tasteful way to be a little silly with it while remaining respectful to those who find and clean up after you.

What sort of costumes do you have; or would that be something you'd have to purchase?

I wish I had some fun ideas, but I'm stuck on the ones you've already listed..

 

[TheSpookyNameGuy]

I have a sorta dark sense of humor, so I think it'd be pretty funny. I believe there's a tasteful way to be a little silly with it while remaining respectful to those who find and clean up after you.

What sort of costumes do you have; or would that be something you'd have to purchase?

I wish I had some fun ideas, but I'm stuck on the ones you've already listed..

My humor is entirely dark rofl, i have a ghostface costume and several gas masks (huh maybe i can hook those up?)

oh maybe i could get some blowup dolls of some horror characters, ill be sitting dead on my couch wearing ghostface and freddy and jason will be sitting next to me enjoying a beer

 

[dimstar]

go full latex and put dummies in some too then leave a not saying duck duck dead. Or leave a note saying my killers still in the closet. Empty it out fully and leave something dumb like a pineapple in a bikini there. Maybe get a fake head in a jar since you'll have a bag on. Say lizard head transplant didnt go as planned.

 

[TapeMachine]

My humor is entirely dark rofl, i have a ghostface costume and several gas masks (huh maybe i can hook those up?)

oh maybe i could get some blowup dolls of some horror characters, ill be sitting dead on my couch wearing ghostface and freddy and jason will be sitting next to me enjoying a beer

Omg, yes! I've gotta go cook dinner right now, but I'll be back to carry on with these shenanigans afterwards, lol

 

[CentreMid]

So im going to purchase the essential items now, regulator ect, and when i have everything in order and finalised i will buy the Nitrogen canister.

What i want to ask though is, any fun suggestions to leave in my departure from this world of lunacy? Say like kill myself in a costume or have a room full of dildos and pink paint splatter all over the place, perhaps have a porn video playing in the background?

I don't think i can kill myself without leaving something spectacular behind for the fuckers who come across me taking a permanent nap.

But yea i don't like it here, i simply wasn't designed to be on this planet given my parents both had depression and bi-polar. Given how nuts they are..

Maybe have confetti cannons set up so that they'll go off once you're found? Like have a wire or motion sensor for the person who finds you so they'll be greeted with a giant confetti blast upon discovering your corpse. Like, "Yay! Congratulations, you've found my body!" lol

Ngl, as much as it's morbid given what site we're on, this is a fun idea, made me smile for the first time today. Thanks for that :)

 

[TapeMachine]

Alright, here's my idea. It's silly, but that's the point anyway. Lol.

So instead of a creepy horror costume, which would definitely give off an eery vibe, and I don't know about that.. So what if you were to dress up as something completely ridiculous, like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, face paint and all? A grown ass man fully decked out as a Ninja Turtle would lighten the mood, maybe; or it'd atleast elicit a laugh from me if I saw it.

I dunno, it wouldn't necessarily have to be that exactly. Maybe you have an even sillier idea besides the TMNT one?