I'm deeply sorry for saying stupid shit, I wish I could take it down...

[auld_fool]

sorry... I feel like an asshole...

 

[CatLvr]

Now you sound more like the rest of us! No harm, no foul!

 

[EvisceratedJester]

You weren't being an asshole, you just didn't word your post too well. It happens and it's nothing to beat yourself up over.

 

[cme-dme]

Its okay, pretty sure we'll all forget about this by tomorrow anyways

 

[oneirataxia]

It's fine dude, everyone will probably forget about it in like a week anyways. People on here don't really seem to care about holding petty grudges for things which can easily be forgiven and forgotten about. All you did was make a post that elicited skepticism from people. Anyone with a single-digit post count making a post like that is bound to come off as suspicious, it isn't personal. You made a mistake, everyone does.

 

[TheHolySword]

I already don't even know what happened. As long as you weren't saying fucked up shit no one is really gonna care for long. Apologize, comment a meme, post a thread about some obscure niche method, the usual sasu stuff.

 

[WhiteRabbit]

I've seen some truly reprehensible posts on here. Yours wasn't that bad, don't worry.

 

[ma0]

We've all said stupid shit we regret, that's just a side effect of having a forum where 90% of the posts are more emotionally charged. Nothing to blame yourself over :P

 

[footballseason]

Coming from someone who commented on your original post: don't worry about it man! It's just a post on the internet, and we're all here because we have much bigger problems than that. Contrary to what I said in my other comment, one of the nice things about talking to a bunch of people who want to die is that you really can't make things worse for us.

So long as you're here with sincerely good intentions, I think you'll be treated with equally sincere good intentions. I would say "welcome", but you don't really come here if you're doing well lol

 

[SVEN]

sorry... I feel like an asshole...

You'll fit right in here, then.

 

[Manaaja]

If you are really sorry, tell me EXACTLY where you buried the pirate treasure 826 years ago. Your damn map sucks. Been going in circles for months now.

 

[auld_fool]

If you are really sorry, tell me EXACTLY where you buried the pirate treasure 826 years ago. Your damn map sucks. Been going in circles for months now.

True, I knew Black Beard personally. But he's saving that for when he comes back to earth for vacation from the afterlife... I know, seriously fucked up. Who'd want to COME BACK ?!?! Anyways, the map was made to be read a few thousand years from now when the earth's landscape has changed, it will match the map.
Speaking of, I'm going to need that back from you, EN GARDE

 

[Manaaja]

True, I knew Black Beard personally. But he's saving that for when he comes back to earth for vacation from the afterlife... I know, seriously fucked up. Who'd want to COME BACK ?!?! Anyways, the map was made to be read a few thousand years from now when the earth's landscape has changed, it will match the map.
Speaking of, I'm going to need that back from you, EN GARDE

Ahh, Black Beard! He had a parrot named Black Bird, who was my bird's great great great great great great great great great great great grandma from father's mother's side. Black Bird's husband's name was Oddly White Rump After Every Toilet Visit Feathers.

My birds use flying and shitting on head while in air.
Your pirates use flash.
My birds are horrified to see that human clothes aren't actually humans's skin but there's something under the clothes.
My birds faint.
I eat the map and poop it, but little do you know that in my belly I switched the X mark's place.
Now you'll never find the treasure, heh heh.
You eat the pooped map accidentally and the X switches back to its original place.
I use "ba-ba-baka! I wasn't even interested in that map anyway, you dirty pirate-kun! *slap* *anime girl runs away saving my and my birds' pride".