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If you were a sofa, what kind of sofa would you be?

SleepDealer

SleepDealer

Your Imaginary Friend
Aug 13, 2021
138
One of those murphy bed sofas that kills people.
 
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xLosthopex

xLosthopex

Tell my dogs I love them
May 29, 2020
1,133
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Celerity

Celerity

shape without form, shade without colour
Jan 24, 2021
2,764
Nondescript loveseat with reversible Harvest Gold pet/toddler barrier:

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Functional, cheap, (literally and figuratively) pissed on, and with a style only appreciated by my old Boomer parents.
 
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UseItOrLoseIt

Visionary
Dec 4, 2020
2,215
Grumpy sofa!
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Ironweed

Ironweed

Nauseated.
Nov 9, 2019
327
The one on the side of the road with springs sticking out and a cardboard sign saying "FREE" on it.
 
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littlelungs

littlelungs

Wizard
Oct 21, 2018
646
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