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Beachedwhale

Mage
Mar 3, 2021
526
You're not depressed. There's nothing wrong with your mind.

Get that sleep test NOW.
 
Jumper Geo

Jumper Geo

Life's a bitch and then you die.
Feb 23, 2020
2,910
Change the future by giving myself lottery numbers to win BIG, buy all the family lovely houses in a nice village but make sure they are easily reached by delivery drivers there will be a serious virus in 2019 which will bring the world to a standstill. Invest in Bitcoin but sell when it reaches $60,000 and don't worry you can afford that willy reduction surgery now, :smiling:

Cheers

Geo
 
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Downbylife

Downbylife

Member
Feb 27, 2021
62
"Don't go to this fucking forest and avoid the ticks or the Lyme is going to destroy you" - like literally :smiling:
 
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Pigeonman

Pigeonman

Member
Jan 19, 2021
13
dont sell your bitcoins and stay away from alcohol and the occult idiot
 
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edu0z

edu0z

carried away by a moonlight shadow
Aug 25, 2021
552
Buy Bitcoin
 
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Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
8,881
Stock up on toilet rolls and hand cleaner now... A pandemic is just around the corner...

Maybe reconsider quiting that job...This year will go well. After that, it goes to shit!
 
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innerentropy

"Non placet? Licet eo reverti unde venisti"
Jul 8, 2023
46
Don't take never fucking and poisonous psychiatric drugs. NEVER.
 
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fightingforchoice

Member
Sep 14, 2023
60
Don't leave him. Work on yourself and the relationship.
 
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SVEN

Enlightened
Apr 3, 2023
1,347
Despair, it's not going to get any better.
 
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Praestat_Mori

Mori praestat, quam haec pati!
May 21, 2023
10,926
Take the chips off the table and don't ride a dead horse and relax.
 
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Nx7

Member
Oct 28, 2023
41
I would just tell myself: "Never ever stop taking your meds (no matter the circumstances). Take that job offer in 2020."
 
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WeedandCigars

WeedandCigars

Smoking Kills
Dec 6, 2023
8
Get ready boy, you're in for the shit, its'a coming.
 
EvisceratedJester

EvisceratedJester

|| What Else Could I Be But a Jester ||
Oct 21, 2023
2,899
I wouldn't say anything. I'd just beat the shit out of them.
 
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pole

Global Mod
Sep 18, 2018
1,385
"you were right"

nothing lies ahead no matter how hopeful you are. you should've just saved yourself the time and done it earlier.
 
certified_idiot

certified_idiot

No Longer Human
Dec 5, 2023
83
Probably something along the line of, "You're autistic dumbass!" If I'd known that earlier, than shit would have made a lot more sense.
 
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bessops1976

Member
Feb 1, 2023
60
Buy SN while it's still accessible
 
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BlockHammer

BlockHammer

Confused loser
Oct 25, 2023
232
I would tell myself about the thing i learn from the future and of course tell him to do research about ctb if things goes wrong
 
emptymiku

emptymiku

bokura wa inochi ni kirawarete iru
Mar 27, 2023
117
invest in bitcoin and never trust anyone again
 
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Ernest1964

Specialist
Jan 6, 2023
363
I would warn myself to BEWARE of militant feminists.
 
Spectre

Spectre

I am serious about not taking things seriously
Nov 27, 2023
234
But Bitcoin and stocks in pharma,uber, lyft and other pandemic related things.
Take only three classes this school year. Stop trying to make friends, focus on writing. Stay away from socialists and the far left. Get tested for autism.
 
BlazingBob

BlazingBob

I'm still here b/c of my dogs
Oct 28, 2021
601
Do it now. You have no idea how bad things will get.
 
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tunnelV

tunnelV

Misanthrope is my religion
Oct 19, 2023
120
If I went back in time I'd just shoot the 2017 version.
 
leavingthesoultrap

leavingthesoultrap

(ᴗ_ ᴗ。)
Nov 25, 2023
1,212
Focus on yourself. Go to therapy and stop wanting to get married. Trust only yourself
 
Freyja13

Freyja13

Today's air quality is mauve and speckled.
May 6, 2023
112
I'd probably tell my younger self to leave her romantic partner, start looking to build community, stick it out with her current employer and get into therapy ASAP once her better benefits kick in, and hurry up her fucking transition.
 
Glandular

Glandular

Student
Mar 23, 2023
128
"Use the time you have left until you get sick. Live more, love more, do more. There are only three good years ahead."
 
annointed_towers

annointed_towers

Cursed by God
Dec 9, 2022
314
don't date the one you will meet. he will ruin your life and cost you your salvation.
 
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MeowTheFlemishCat

MeowTheFlemishCat

"The snake that cannot shed its skin perishes"
Mar 3, 2023
244
NEVER antagonize Yakko in 2021
 
Boller Bryant

Boller Bryant

Failed at being someone and something.
Nov 15, 2023
23
Please, cherish your end of your great years. Because what come after this, is only disappointment and depression, both from people expecting you higher than you capable of or unfamiliar environment. Please, cherish it. Make me have more happy moments to remember. Even though the pandemic is a great time (personally) where you can be free to become yourself. It will go downhill after pandemic ends.

Or you can just kill yourself right now and not experiencing the hardest times of your life and make everything simpler.
 
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