If you died and met Gawd, what would you say to him?

[Ambivalent1]

Keep in mind that he's depicted as a giant man with skin like bronze and a head brighter than the sun. Also there are "biblically accurate angels" flying about.

 

[dragonofenvy]

I'd be pretty pissed off at him and demand to know why I was born the way I was since I was more or less set up to be unhappy from the beginning despite my best efforts.

 

[Ambivalent1]

I'd be pretty pissed off at him and demand to know why I was born the way I was since I was more or less set up to be unhappy from the beginning despite my best efforts.

You wouldn't dare, puny human! He'd cast you into the Lake of Fire for any insolence, heathen! Respect Gawd

 

[Bianka]

"Dude...... wtf are you doing???????"

 

[Ambivalent1]

"Dude...... wtf are you doing???????"

"Dude where's my car?" and a toss into the Lake of Fire for you for not calling him (me) "Lord"

 

[Sleeper System]

I would stay silent. There would be nothing to say.
Most people in the world that don't believe in God based upon "faith" would absolutely fall to their knees in worship if his existence were "proven". Thats what everyone always implies. So to be standing literally infront of the creator being one of those "prove it" peope, I don't think it would be of any use to utter words.

 

[dragonofenvy]

You wouldn't dare, puny human! He'd cast you into the Lake of Fire for any insolence, heathen! Respect Gawd

My life is already torment, what's another eternity?

 

[sserafim]

I would say "wait you actually exist??? Fuck you for making my life so miserable. I hope you burn in hell!" I would then ask him to take me to the pearly gates of heaven. It's only fitting for all the suffering I've endured

 

[divinemistress36]

I'd tell God they are an asshole

 

[Final_Choice]

Challenge him to a debate

 

[Ambivalent1]

I would stay silent. There would be nothing to say.
Most people in the world that don't believe in God based upon "faith" would absolutely fall to their knees in worship if his existence were "proven". Thats what everyone always implies. So to be standing literally infront of the creator being one of those "prove it" peope, I don't think it would be of any use to utter words.

A silent seething anger?

Challenge him to a debate

About his existence?

 

[uzuf86]

I would ask him why he gave up on me right since I was born

 

[Ambivalent1]

I'd tell God they are an asshole

No you wouldn't. You'd beg for more. God is Pinhead from Hellraiser lol

 

[sserafim]

About his existence?

Hell yeah

 

[Chronosphere]

I'll try to eat him.

 

[Final_Choice]

A silent seething anger?

About his existence?

About existence in general, including his and everyone/everything.

 

[Ambivalent1]

I'll try to eat him.

Can't eat bronze, silly

 

[Chronosphere]

Can't eat bronze, silly

Don't lose anything if I try. Maybe he'll eliminate me from existance. Maybe I'll get some of his power and eliminate myself. Win win either way.

 

[Sleeper System]

A silent seething anger?

About his existence?

No. A silence of ignorance and humility.
The arrogance to even think you can begin to address God as if you could ever comprehend the magnitude of his existence, reasoning, purpose, or methods is beyond foolish.

To stand there and talk shit or make demands or complain about anything to an entity of that caliber is literally the most dumbest and futile thing I can think of.

Now if he promoted me to speak my mind, I would roast him to oblivion and probably be wrong in all my assertions because I'm just a dumb human but it would at least take a weight off my shoulders.

 

[aWeeBitTired]

I mean, ultimately I think I'd be in absolute shock, full of anger, wouldn't believe it and probably think it's a dream. Plus it depends which God it is, whether Yahweh or not.

 

[sserafim]

Keep in mind that he's depicted as a giant man with skin like bronze and a head brighter than the sun. Also there are "biblically accurate angels" flying about.

Lol what would you say to him?

 

[Ambivalent1]

No. A silence of ignorance and humility.
The arrogance to even think you can begin to address God as if you could ever comprehend the magnitude of his existence, reasoning, purpose, or methods is beyond foolish.

To stand there and talk shit or make demands or complain about anything to an entity of that caliber is literally the most dumbest and futile thing I can think of.

Now if he promoted me to speak my mind, I would roast him to oblivion and probably be wrong in all my assertions because I'm just a dumb human but it would at least take a weight off my shoulders.

Do you think the god of the bible is real?

I mean, ultimately I think I'd be in absolute shock, full of anger, wouldn't believe it and probably think it's a dream. Plus it depends which God it is, whether Yahweh or not.

Yahweh the Demiurge

Lol what would you say to him?

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[Bianka]

On a more serious note I would ask if they have any control over what they created. If the answer is yes then fu why would you not?
If it's a no it's like.... I can't even be mad. Terrible mistake but like what can you do? They would apologize

 

[Forever Sleep]

Keep in mind that he's depicted as a giant man with skin like bronze and a head brighter than the sun. Also there are "biblically accurate angels" flying about.

What do we look like at that point? Not human- obviously- our bodies are back on earth.

But probably- Hi. I love some of your creations but ultimately, you already know what I think of you. Maybe you have your reasons but, I doubt I'll understand them. Maybe just send me to hell and get it over with.

And I likely would be dumb enough to do that. I've challenged managers in the past. When I get annoyed at injustice and exploitation, it all comes out.

Besides- do you think you could con God? Do you think it matters what you say? God would already know what you thought of them. What makes you think you can even speak? With what? Your vocal cords? What vocal cords? I doubt you'd be able to hide anything from God. I doubt they'd give you the chance to question them either. It would maybe more like being on trial in a courtroom I imagine. Maybe I'd be sensible and say nothing. I reckon we're screwed either way!

 

[silent.desperation]

I'd tell him he has a lot of explaining to do...

 

[Patches]

Well I guess science really let me down huh..

 

[leavingthesoultrap]

Wtf is your problem?

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

 

[onyx559]

Why he thought SA was something I needed to go through at 6 obligatory not religious but I hate when people say "It's god plan" or anything like that cause why tf is kids going through horrible shit part of this so called "plan" ??!?

 

[sammiechzxv]

Idk, "sorry for doubting your existence"