certified_idiot

certified_idiot

No Longer Human
Dec 5, 2023
83
Someone gives you the option to die right now, completely painlessly, in the way you want. You can be transported to a different place to die, but you have to do it right now. You will never get another chance to do this, but you don't get to prepare. Would you do it?
 
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passivethought121

passivethought121

Student
Jun 11, 2023
315
Fucking absolutely. Now would be a 'bad' time to do it but I don't care with these conditions.
 
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AInilam

AInilam

Student
Dec 17, 2023
173
Not now, but within two months or less. I plan on throwing myself a home-coming/going away party first. There's a few things I'd like to enjoy/indulge in first just in case there doesn't turn out to be an afterlife.
 
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JOkE2109

JOkE2109

Student
Dec 18, 2023
102
As I soon as I saw this, I just exclaimed "yep".
 
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caninecomposer

caninecomposer

Unappreciated artist
Dec 18, 2023
142
Without a doubt. That's the only thing I want, I wouldn't hesitate or worry about doing anything else first.
 
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Lostindespair3

Member
Dec 13, 2023
47
Can I set out the notes I already have written?? If so, yes…let's end this!
 
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deletedsnake

deletedsnake

Cynic
Aug 6, 2023
6
Assuming someone gives you 1M$ for free would you accept? Quite easy to answer honestly.
 
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Praestat_Mori

Mori praestat, quam haec pati!
May 21, 2023
10,899
Most likely I think I'd say no. Ik I'd be better off dead bc that would prevent me from any potential future suffering and declining life quality but it's also not that bad and for now I want to live. No idea why maybe some kind of SI ...
 
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notherenotnow

notherenotnow

1111111111
Oct 7, 2023
227
Sure. But only if it was death by my preferred method - if somebody offered me a gun and allowed me to do it right now, I wouldnt. But If I had nembutal or something? Hell yeah.
 
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Somethingiswaddling

Somethingiswaddling

goober
Aug 19, 2023
76
Actually yes, like I'm so tired that Idc that I haven't cleaned up anything behind me. At this point let's just die, I won't be there to worry about what people think of me anyway.
 
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Morte

Morte

Specialist
Nov 23, 2023
356
Yes
 
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ijustwishtodie

ijustwishtodie

death will be my ultimate bliss
Oct 29, 2023
4,219
Yes. I'd never get this opportunity ever again and hence why I need to take it. The only deterrent for me right now is the lack of accessibility of a painless method, laziness and being too pathetic to put any effort in anything, including suicide
 
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Don't see why that'd be a bad thing for me
 
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R_N

R_N

-Memento Mori-
Dec 3, 2019
1,442
I would take that offer. Too good to pass by.
 
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MikUma

MikUma

certified red flag
Dec 7, 2023
56
Would it mean have like a hour gap to prepare everything? I have prewritten letters and notes, I just have to factory reset my phone/computer, and tidy up my room (this is my ideal last moments, to leave behind a "perfect" trail), and then I would, or right now, as in, as I'm sitting in bed on my phone at 1:05AM? It's not that bad, thinking about it, but if I had the choice to like press a button that counted down for an hour/thrity mins, I'd do it immediately. But if it was now, or wait, and CTB on my own terms, it'd be a six month delay, which is kind of a while, so I'd be on the fence. Last-minute texts at the sleeping hours of the night before is ideal, and spreading out the letters is even more ideal. Depends on the specific rules, I guess.
 
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Sylveon

Sylveon

...Anomaly
Oct 10, 2023
485
Yeah, of course.
 
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deadbody

deadbody

he/him 🏳️‍⚧️
Oct 24, 2023
117
Yes
 
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NaNO2_is_the_answer

Member
Oct 18, 2023
49
Yes, without hesitating
 
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Forever Sleep

Earned it we have...
May 4, 2022
8,830
No, I'm waiting for my Dad to go first but I wish it could be as simple as a choice when the time comes.
 
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Spectre

Spectre

I am serious about not taking things seriously
Nov 27, 2023
233
Yes, but I would have so many questions. Why am I being offered this? Who is offering this? Are you an Angel? Demon? Mob boss? I'm being facetious but these are questions I would ask in this scenario.
 
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Mea Culpa

Mea Culpa

Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa, Kyrie Eleison
Sep 22, 2023
173
Yes, no question, in a heartbeat.
 
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almaPerdida

almaPerdida

"Oh God, I’m so depressed." - Marvin
Nov 24, 2023
131
Absolutely, my letter is ready. I'd just send it to my loved ones and rest forever, peacefully.
 
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oddetoad

Arcanist
Nov 25, 2023
496
Yes

In a heartbeat

This existence was totally unnecessary
The only worth I can see is fighting pro lifers
 
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BlackMoon

BlackMoon

Peace-seeker
Oct 30, 2023
190
Yes if it's my only chance.
 
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pthnrdnojvsc

pthnrdnojvsc

Extreme Pain is much worse than people know
Aug 12, 2019
2,481
Yes the most important thing to me is the reliability of the method 99.5% + and I'm out of here.
 
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until death

maybe it's time to say goodbye
Dec 12, 2023
126
I could die right now but I want to wait until New Year's Eve
 
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rozeske

Maybe I am the problem
Dec 2, 2023
3,630
Absofuckinlutely! Am already beating my self for not doing it years ago, before dragging many others into my messy life thinking it would get better. I would take the opportunity in a heartbeat!
 
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Unattainable666

Unattainable666

Enlightened
Mar 31, 2023
1,346
Someone gives you the option to die right now, completely painlessly, in the way you want. You can be transported to a different place to die, but you have to do it right now. You will never get another chance to do this, but you don't get to prepare. Would you do it?
Yes, Absolutely!!
 
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FuneralCry

FuneralCry

Just wanting some peace
Sep 24, 2020
37,107
Of course, it'd be such a relief to have the option to fall into an eternal and dreamless sleep, it'd be all that's ideal. I see ceasing to exist is the solution for suffering, no matter what I'll always see it as better to die, we are all just slowly dying anyway destined for nothing but to decay.

Death truly is the only relief for me, I find it comforting to think of being eternally free from this hellish and meaningless existence. Only the existing are capable of suffering after all and there are no disadvantages to not existing so of course I'd prefer to die, it's terrifying how there is no limit as to how much a human can suffer.
 
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prettycvnt

prettycvnt

Member
Dec 15, 2023
72
Absolutely.
 
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