If a genie gave you three wishes to improve your life, what would you wish for?

[Quax]

Health
Love
Friends

 

[darksideofthebright]

A happily-ever-after relationship
For everyone to understand each other
The ability to cure all illnesses

 

[clocktower]

- cure for my mental illness
- a talent
- family's perfect physical health

 

[thats_a_wrap]

First wish would be for infinite wishes.. then:

Good physical and mental health

Hapiness

Heal the human race

End famine and disease

Ability to time travel

Ability to travel to other dimensions and realms

 

[Meditation guide]

For me I'd probably wish for perfect oral health (my teeth and their condition and my inability to fix them stresses me out a lot)
My bills being guaranteed to be covered
And to be able to enjoy things again/get rid of anhedonia

Probably pretty small things compared to the troubles of some people here, but I think as things stand that's all I could really ask for.
What would you guys pick?

Teeth problems and bills are big things. Once you have a bad tooth problem you realize how important and difficult teeth are.

 

[AutoTap]

1. The ability to die peacefully in my sleep by pressing a button.
2. Cure all mental illness
3. Make it so people understand why some ctb

 

[WornOutLife]

1) Travel to the past and be a child again so as to do things properly this time (with my memories intact)
2) Be healthy (no terminal diseases, no overweight, etc)
3) Have lots of money

 

[FortunesFool]

1. get rid of ocd
2. have one billion pounds
3. have a face like this:

 

[Kruger]

Dissolve my fucking brain tumour and bring back my best friend (18.5 year old pet that I lost 2 months ago)

 

[sarahR]

Money
My Prince Charming
Good mental health

 

[Deleted member 23374]

Death.

 

[MindFrog]

Financial Stability for my family
Erase me from everyone's minds
Peaceful ctb

Clean cuts are always the best.

 

[Ironweed]

I think I'd wish to have never been born.

Which I suppose would cause some sort of space/time contradiction, since if I'd never been born I couldn't have made the wish. Oh, well. I'd still get my wish, and somebody else would get three fresh wishes, I guess.

 

[daddy Phil :)]

1.to make everyone around me happy.
idc about myself

 

[Deleted member 1465]

beer, sex, beer. Lets keep thing simple. Get mixed up in paradoxical existential wishes and it never ends well. Television has taught me that.

 

[Fragile]

1. fix my genetic issues.
2. beauty, to live this life to the fullest
3. I won't need anything else, so I'll give the last wish to someone in my family.

 

[DeathNoot]

1. Money
2. Mental issues gone
3. A life long friend

 

[ecmnesia]

leave everything that chains me behind
being able to practice my profession without it being a burden (and having the at least the basic resources to do so)
finding a purpose i can fight for



i put a lot of thought into this. and tried to keep it as realistic as possible. these are in fact my future goals, at least for now.

 

[Dizzylady80]

Make it so I'm not in constant agony
Make it so that I won't have to worry about money anymore
Make it so that I can let myself be happy

 

[KuriGohan&Kamehameha]

1. All chronic illnesses not just my own would be cured, mental included
2. No more arguments and being treated poorly by my bf, relationships now involve clairvoyance and abuse doesn't happen
3. A warm house to live in

 

[Gnip]

For me I'd probably wish for perfect oral health (my teeth and their condition and my inability to fix them stresses me out a lot)

Teeth problems and bills are big things. Once you have a bad tooth problem you realize how important and difficult teeth are.

This subject enrages me to no end. The stem cell technology to grow a brand new third set of perfect teeth with no cavities from stem cells has existed for decades, but dentists and the massive financial interests behind lobbies like the American Dental Association are fighting desperately to block it, since it will put most of them out of business.

Guess what assholes? Just because you were fucking stupid enough to go mountains into debt paying $50,000 per semester for dental school in 2020 and just because you went to school for years to become a dentist gives you NO right whatsoever, no entitlement at all to being able to make a living as a dentist because stem cell technology for growing a brand new third set of perfect adult teeth has been developed already. Go get jobs driving taxis, go to medical school, dig ditches, join the military, whatever, BUT STOP BLOCKING OUR ACCESS TO CHEAPLY GROW OUR OWN HEALTHY THIRD SET OF NATURAL ADULT TEETH FROM STEM CELLS IN JUST THREE MONTHS!

Fuck dentists and the dental lobbies.

 

[Isadeth]

1. Optimal health/wellbeing for my family
2. My loved ones to be alive and healthy (my children, my grandmother etc)
3. To experience a childhood.

 

[yive]

let my tulpa waifu be with me
that's enough...

 

[GarageKarate07]

This subject enrages me to no end. The stem cell technology to grow a brand new third set of perfect teeth with no cavities from stem cells has existed for decades, but dentists and the massive financial interests behind lobbies like the American Dental Association are fighting desperately to block it, since it will put most of them out of business.

Guess what assholes? Just because you were fucking stupid enough to go mountains into debt paying $50,000 per semester for dental school in 2020 and just because you went to school for years to become a dentist gives you NO right whatsoever, no entitlement at all to being able to make a living as a dentist because stem cell technology for growing a brand new third set of perfect adult teeth has been developed already. Go get jobs driving taxis, go to medical school, dig ditches, join the military, whatever, BUT STOP BLOCKING OUR ACCESS TO CHEAPLY GROW OUR OWN HEALTHY THIRD SET OF NATURAL ADULT TEETH FROM STEM CELLS IN JUST THREE MONTHS!

Fuck dentists and the dental lobbies.

Wow! Now there's a fucking topic! So many propped up false institutions here (state side) and no end in sight as of yet. They told us back when Bush Jr was in the seat that stem cell research was "dangerous" and they shut it all down. Go figure shit that would help cure an entire nation of many harsh problems would end up being falsely represented so they would vote it down. Meanwhile in Fucking Mexico of all places (a country looked down upon in the media and therefore the minds of the country) they kept going and use and develop that stuff all the time. You can get better stem cells in Mexico as well. Meaning your own fucking country (usa) gives you watered down medical treatment after charging an arm and a leg as per fucking usual (sorry for cursing but this is a real subject that should be addressed) but poor "third world" Mexico is leading the way? What a crock. We can cure cancer I watched a piece on an Italian doctor who killed cancer by washing off the insides of his patients with baking soda. The baking soda killed the cancer after several treatments because the research he did led him to discover that cancer is only a fungus. This is why an alkaline diet (No cheeseburgers or soda or junk food) kills of all bodily problems. So some dipshit it Italy can figure out that cancer is nothing but a fungus to fight off but a high ranking doc here in the states (greatest, smartest, free-EST country in all mankind) says we have to cut this limb off and remove an organ? But yeah, yer "great country" fucks you over every fucking day any way they can. Same with other "established" countries (France UK ECT) they dont give 2 shits about you/us. It needs to be said! When they tell you its bad, you almost always know its the best thing for you. Kudos buddy! Again sorry for cursing. The last great guy who tried to help us even a tiny bit was shot in dallas so nobody would dare do ot again.

I think I'd wish to have never been born.

Which I suppose would cause some sort of space/time contradiction, since if I'd never been born I couldn't have made the wish. Oh, well. I'd still get my wish, and somebody else would get three fresh wishes, I guess.

Hey. Did You ever watch a movie called rolling Kansas? It has a water tower with a big happy face on the cover. The guy from "psych" is in it and the guy from "men in black". Anyway they say "WEEDWORM". Youd have to see it to get it but I always thought the movie was funny even if it was a little dry. I know thats way off topic but I asumed by ironweed that you were into that as well and im sorry if your not. WEEDWORM, thats so funny. Check out the movie if your into weed films it's kinda funny. Love!

 

[Jumper Geo]

I wish,

1, Eve not to eat the forbidden Apple so we could all live in paradise.
2, Free the Genie as we are all living in paradise so we have no need for them.

Cheers

Geo

 

[OpheliasFlowers]

1. Perfect health/strong body and mind
2. My mom to be alive again
3. To have just even ONE person I completely, totally connect with who I can trust and will always remain in my life and will want me always in their life

 

[GarageKarate07]

leave everything that chains me behind
being able to practice my profession without it being a burden (and having the at least the basic resources to do so)
finding a purpose i can fight for



i put a lot of thought into this. and tried to keep it as realistic as possible. these are in fact my future goals, at least for now.

So im gonna say this and you will probly tell me to "F-off" but thats ok. Im asuming You are young I am 40 (13 & 1/2 inside). So learn the law and use it as best you can to fight the nwo. Also in fighting the new world order learn about flat earth and add that knowledge to your ammo pouch when fighting the nwo. Be a person who fights for good of all mankind. You would think the earth is not flat but you would find how far off that really is (No offense). Gain high spiritual knowledge and fight for all the good people by fighting the worst of the worst. Im telling You there are few higher subjects than flat earth. Your world is flat. But you have to be strong enough to figure it out for yourself just like all things in this world. Its hard but worth it. Maybe your not that kind of person for that "spiritual mumbo jumbo" and thats ok to. I hope you find your path. Flat earth! Im tellin ya!

 

[9lives]

1. Meeting with my biological parents
2. The ability to connect/attach with people and not feel empty when I try.
3. Life supply of weed, lol.

 

[Raminiki]

1. Complete societal reform for humanity.
2. A planet not in crisis.
3. An entirely novel mechanism of evolution of life that doesn't involve obligatory exploitation, destruction and competition with other individuals, ie: suffering.

Since none of that's possible, my only wish would be for inexistence.

 

[Lilium]

1- A bottle of Insta-Death
2- A cannon loaded with cash
3- Free the genie

I'd take the cannon to a high traffic fire it off and watch the chaos then sit on a lawn chair and drink my death juice.