I wish it was possible to pay someone to kill me legally

[Jinxed]

In my mind it makes perfect sense - you hire the services of a professional who can relieve me of the daily torture that is living. I'd want it to come off as an accident so that my family needn't be embarrassed in front of my relatives. But that's not legally possible in my case as I'm young and physically fit. I guess the society is not completely liberal in that sense. And I'm too trepid to do anything illegal. Also I don't have the guts to kill myself. So the only option is to suffer until my life ends naturally, or if I get lucky and actually have a fatal accident. Peace out!!

 

[KiraComplex]

theres always suicide by cop, if youre that desperate. could wind up in jail if you get tazed instead. stupid idea but hey whatever gets you killed

 

[triada]

there are countries where the death penalty still applies, for example for drugs, anal sex). For this method, you do not need to commit something cruel, like murder.

 

[Initiated]

Death is the salvation.

 

[Pookie]

Same, I wish that was an option.

 

[Wrennie]

I wish I could pay an anesthesiologist to put me under General Anesthesia and let me die. I was put under for my broken hip surgery and I went out so fast that I didn't even remember it happening. I just blipped out of existence like a light being switched off; there was no pain, no suffering, and no being trapped with fearful thoughts. If I'd died from that it would've been the most ideal death I could think of.

 

[Jinxed]

theres always suicide by cop, if youre that desperate. could wind up in jail if you get tazed instead. stupid idea but hey whatever gets you killed

Don't have the guts to do that. Very frankly, I'm a law abiding person.

 

[polarbear]

say something bad about islam infront of muslims,that would get you killed for sure

 

[Pharmaruined]

In my mind it makes perfect sense - you hire the services of a professional who can relieve me of the daily torture that is living. I'd want it to come off as an accident so that my family needn't be embarrassed in front of my relatives. But that's not legally possible in my case as I'm young and physically fit. I guess the society is not completely liberal in that sense. And I'm too trepid to do anything illegal. Also I don't have the guts to kill myself. So the only option is to suffer until my life ends naturally, or if I get lucky and actually have a fatal accident. Peace out!!

Sounds like right out of the movie "seeking a friend for the end of the world"

 

[I screwed up]

Yes it would be a great way to go .. Unfortunately not possible

 

[Tired_Tired]

If you are rich. It's possible. You also can go to war zone like Syria.

 

[Nymph]

Yeah but it would probably still b expensive

 

[patheticpartner]

I wish we could just buy tickets to those lethal injection executions and just get offed by a prison employee to avoid the whole ethical issue of physician-assisted suicide.

 

[kappa]

venmo me.

 

[ARW3N]

Perhaps in Mexico you can where the drug cartels have no qualms about murdering innocent people for money and where the police can't be bothered to investigate murders.

 

[WornOutLife]

theres always suicide by cop, if youre that desperate. could wind up in jail if you get tazed instead. stupid idea but hey whatever gets you killed

haha yeah, kinda stupid idea but I even thought about it.

I was wish there was legan euthanasia/assisted suicide for everybody. #ThePerfectWorld

 

[Pookie]

I wish I could pay an anesthesiologist to put me under General Anesthesia and let me die. I was put under for my broken hip surgery and I went out so fast that I didn't even remember it happening. I just blipped out of existence like a light being switched off; there was no pain, no suffering, and no being trapped with fearful thoughts. If I'd died from that it would've been the most ideal death I could think of.

Perfect way to die. Michael Jackson died from an overdose of propofol. Wish I could get my hands on an IV of that. Some suicidal anesthiologists also kill themselves that way. They have access to the best drugs.

 

[Symbiote]

You could:

-Fly to Saudi Arabia, insult the royal family, and then get silently poisoned or shot when they visit you.
-Fly to Pakistan, blaspheme Allah, get stoned to death
-Fly to America, become a member of Antifa and stage a 1-man protest in a southern town, get beaten to death or shot
-Cut in line for Covid vaccine and get beaten by mob justice
-Fly to China and wear a Winnie the Pooh bear t-shirt, instantly disappear overnight by Chinese Gestapo.

 

[Lost21]

I wish I could pay for someone to handle all the things necessary to ctb

 

[sourpink]

it is in this case I wish I weren't as staunchly ethical (imo - ethics are subjective!) as a leftist as I am. ACAB and I'm damn well not going out that way even if it would get the job done.

 

[SuicidallyCurious]

Borrow money from a criminal organization

 

[Mentalmick]

Just hunt down Mr T and question his parentage. Instant death.