I wish I could overdose on pizza.

[Someone123]

I wish I could just eat two whole pizzas and be done with it. :)

 

[Latios]

Lmao, me too!!!

 

[9kevinngannou]

That wouldn't be a bad way to go at all

 

[NearlyIrrelevantCake]

You can, it just takes eating pizza every day for decades until the heart attack comes for you.

 

[Hans Voralberg]

This would be my favorite method. I prefer cheese pizza overdosing with good amount of cola but I was always just sleepy after all. I tried it too many times in my live.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

Death by pizza could provide two additional benefits. First, it could no longer being used as flimsy evidence for the "life is a gift" fallacy. Second, you could permanently silence a pro-lifer by stuffing a slice or two into its slack-jawed gob.

 

[Pluto]

Didn't someone make a thread about a cafe with pizza sprinkled with N?

 

[motel rooms]

I'm an Italian who is completely indifferent to pizza & pasta. I make a point of repeating that to everyone around me in the hope that they will kill me.

 

[Rogue Proxy]

I'm an Italian who is completely indifferent to pizza & pasta. I make a point of repeating that to everyone around me in the hope that they will kill me.

Yeesh! Italians must have mortadellas lodged up their asses to murder any of their kind who doesn't like pizza or pasta.

 

[motel rooms]

Yeesh! Italians must have mortadellas lodged up their asses

Yes, many of them do. It presents a big problem for gay tops like me

 

[FuneralCry]

I'm the one person who hates pizza. It sounds like a horrible way to go, I bet SN tastes better than pizza.

 

[idencrisis]

Farming for karma? Haha.

 

[Snake of Eden]

I would want to OD on burgers

 

[meetapple]

The overdose is always more fun and quicker with deep dish pizza.

 

[Dear Agony]

Me reading this, as a bulimic obsessed with pizza: Haha... you wouldn't get it xD