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Someone123

Illuminated
Oct 19, 2021
3,875
I wish I could just eat two whole pizzas and be done with it. :)
 
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Latios

Latios

Experienced
Nov 22, 2020
270
Lmao, me too!!!
 
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9kevinngannou

9kevinngannou

Member
Oct 28, 2021
48
That wouldn't be a bad way to go at all :pfff:
 
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NearlyIrrelevantCake

NearlyIrrelevantCake

The Cake Is A Lie
Aug 12, 2021
1,773
You can, it just takes eating pizza every day for decades until the heart attack comes for you.
 
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Hans Voralberg

Hans Voralberg

Experienced
Nov 6, 2021
229
This would be my favorite method. I prefer cheese pizza overdosing with good amount of cola but I was always just sleepy after all. I tried it too many times in my live.:haha:
 
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Rogue Proxy

Rogue Proxy

Enlightened
Sep 12, 2021
1,315
Death by pizza could provide two additional benefits. First, it could no longer being used as flimsy evidence for the "life is a gift" fallacy. Second, you could permanently silence a pro-lifer by stuffing a slice or two into its slack-jawed gob.
 
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Pluto

Pluto

Cat Extremist
Dec 27, 2020
5,180
Didn't someone make a thread about a cafe with pizza sprinkled with N?
 
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motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
7,081
I'm an Italian who is completely indifferent to pizza & pasta. I make a point of repeating that to everyone around me in the hope that they will kill me.
 
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Rogue Proxy

Rogue Proxy

Enlightened
Sep 12, 2021
1,315
I'm an Italian who is completely indifferent to pizza & pasta. I make a point of repeating that to everyone around me in the hope that they will kill me.
Yeesh! Italians must have mortadellas lodged up their asses to murder any of their kind who doesn't like pizza or pasta.
 
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motel rooms

motel rooms

Survivor of incest. Gay. Please don't PM me.
Apr 13, 2021
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FuneralCry

FuneralCry

Just wanting some peace
Sep 24, 2020
43,598
I'm the one person who hates pizza. It sounds like a horrible way to go, I bet SN tastes better than pizza.
 
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idencrisis

Member
Aug 31, 2021
34
Farming for karma? Haha.
 
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Snake of Eden

Snake of Eden

“Ye shall be as gods..🍎 🐍”
Jun 22, 2021
2,473
I would want to OD on burgers
 
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meetapple

meetapple

Mage
Jun 3, 2021
585
The overdose is always more fun and quicker with deep dish pizza.
 
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Dear Agony

Dear Agony

The Void
Jan 24, 2020
296
Me reading this, as a bulimic obsessed with pizza: Haha... you wouldn't get it xD
 
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