Venting I wish i could find a killer to murder me.

[thegoldengirls]

Why is it so hard to die? Yet, I watch the news and see countless victims, people who adore their lives get taken out.
I wish it could be me.
If I was not afraid of getting scammed, I'd try to find someone on the dark web to give me an instant death with a gun.
Logically, I know there is way too much risks and liability to ever go that route.

 

[thorsve]

Haha this has literally been my intrusive thought of choice for years now. I'd spend good money on it aswell LMAO.

 

[hikikomorizombie]

sameeee. some1 w homicidal urges should start a service to kill the suicidal. boom, symbiotic relationship.

 

[thegoldengirls]

Haha this has literally been my intrusive thought of choice for years now. I'd spend good money on it aswell LMAO.

Yes. But apparently there are undercover police officers on the dark web which is what makes it so risky. That and getting scammed.

 

[TheDruBo]

Why is it so hard to die? Yet, I watch the news and see countless victims, people who adore their lives get taken out.
I wish it could be me.
If I was not afraid of getting scammed, I'd try to find someone on the dark web to give me an instant death with a gun.
Logically, I know there is way too much risks and liability to ever go that route.

 

[Alpercino]

Get me a gun and i will travel to kill you and then myself after. Win win

 

[thorsve]

Yes. But apparently there are undercover police officers on the dark web which is what makes it so risky. That and getting scammed.

Wait is it a crime if i hire someone to kill me? LOL

Get me a gun and i will travel to kill you and then myself after. Win win

And then you end up shooting yourself at the wrong place resulting in brain damage and prison. Goals.

 

[thegoldengirls]

Get me a gun and i will travel to kill you and then myself after. Win win

That would be nice but I'dbe afraid to put someone else at risk.. I'm in the U.S. I've thought about ctb via gun, but
The state I'm in, it's so difficult to get a gun license.
Not really difficult, but it takes time. Plus, you need references. My family would be bewildered if they even knew I was getting a gun, so using them as references would be a no go. There is so many obstacles in any method I think of.

 

[Alpercino]

Wait is it a crime if i hire someone to kill me? LOL

And then you end up shooting yourself at the wrong place resulting in brain damage and prison. Goals.

How high is the chance to fail? I will do research where to aim

 

[Meteora]

Guess that's only a matter of money....

 

[fuzzy-clown]

Wait is it a crime if i hire someone to kill me? LOL

Yes

 

[thegoldengirls]

Guess that's only a matter of money....

Yes, I imagine it would be very expensive.

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

This is almost definitely not a good idea but it might help you eventually get killed by someone: first you'd have to start getting good at provoking people. Learn ways to be more and more annoying so that one day somebody who's in a bad enough mood and has a weapon on them will be pushed over the edge. There are little things you can do to be more annoying like changing your tone of voice, your mannerisms, and even your clothes. Learn what habits make people the angriest and eventually you may find one who's just had enough of you.

Maybe this only really works in America though where anyone can be wielding a gun at any moment, waiting for the slightest slight upon them to pull the trigger in self defense of their sensibilities. Maybe in other countries there are still people wielding knives or even strong arms to strangle with. Again it's a really really bad idea as it's a lot of work just to give yourself a reason to be paranoid…

 

[TheSpookyNameGuy]

I mean, how much can you offer in exchange?

 

[thegoldengirls]

I mean, how much can you offer in exchange?

I'd give part of my life savings. Only because I'd like to leave some money for my family. What would I need with money if I'm gone?

 

[TheSpookyNameGuy]

I'd give part of my life savings. Only because I'd like to leave some money for my family. What would I need with money if I'm gone?

Huh i see, fuck that sounds lucratic ngl.

So how would you prefer the act to be carried out, strangled, poison, Double barrel to the face?