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I wasn't able to kill myself, so I'm going to stick my dick into this tiramisu.

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ClairyFairy

ClairyFairy

Wizard
Jan 22, 2021
622
DocNo said:
"I'm going to stick my dick into this tiramisu." would be perfect for the "ruin a date in 6 words or less" game. too sad it has more than 6 words.
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I stick my dick in tiramisu
 
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StateOfMind

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Liberty or Death
Apr 30, 2020
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The polls have closed, it's been decided. Direct democracy has made a choice.

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Makko

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Iä!
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When you do it you must come back as a ghost and post more of these threads.
 
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Gerard de Nerval

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Oct 5, 2020
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Its obvious you aren't turned on by tiramisu. Seems like a nice relaxing activity like a mud bath though.
 
Donk

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Jan 3, 2020
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The Rock Tennis GIF
 
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ClairyFairy

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Haha love it. And I'd still eat the tiramisu
 
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DivineMedicus

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Sep 7, 2020
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The absolute mad lad did it! Bravo good sir, I'm in awe.
 
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Deleted member 22624

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ClairyFairy said:
Haha love it. And I'd still eat the tiramisu
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I dunno, it's kinda ruined tiramisu forever for me lol but who's sticking around anyway, I'd say on balance it was still worth it
 
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thank you very much for this thread
 
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Donk

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Jan 3, 2020
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DocNo said:
rap - i stick my dick - in tiramisu - fuck you. or something like that :D
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LMAO I take it you don't listen to hip hop.
 
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