Method I feel sorry for the poor bastard who finds me.

[Tinkerer]

I plan to use a shotgun, which is likely one of the most effective methods, but also one of the most traumatizing for anyone who stumbles in on the aftermath. At least I don't have to worry about an open casket, since I'll be cremated. I heard there's this thing you can do, where you can have your ashes used as fertilizer for a tree. I really like that idea, since it would be actually making use of my worthless ass. Any thoughts on this, or alternative funerals?

 

[ringo99]

I suppose you could become an organ donor

 

[Onelegman]

Supongo que podrías convertirte en donante de órganos.

Someone here told me that suicidal people are not usually accepted as organ donors... I don't understand why...

I have left in my will that my ashes be thrown into a forest, so several trees will grow with my remains.

 

[Ambivalent1]

I wonder how glorious my body will look from The View from the Ground (a poem)

 

[Crash_Bash_Dash]

Someone here told me that suicidal people are not usually accepted as organ donors... I don't understand why...

I have left in my will that my ashes be thrown into a forest, so several trees will grow with my remains.

Really, is there a source for this claim? Is it perhaps a country-related restriction?

 

[lostintheloop]

Really, is there a source for this claim? Is it perhaps a country-related restriction?

It's unlikely you'd be able to donate them after ctb . Because if you want to definitely be dead when they find you then it's too late for your organs. The only way would be if you were revived and put on life support in hospital but still don't make it .

 

[Onelegman]

Really, is there a source for this claim? Is it perhaps a country-related restriction?

It may be for religious or moral reasons. I understand that if someone is poisoned, there are many risks of the poison remaining in some organs, but a shot to the head... I guess it would be a matter of asking. I already have my donor card but even if they don't take my organs, I will donate my body to science. At least they will be able to learn something... I think, because today's generations kill more than they save...

 

[Crash_Bash_Dash]

It's unlikely you'd be able to donate them after ctb . Because if you want to definitely be dead when they find you then it's too late for your organs. The only way would be if you were revived and put on life support in hospital but still don't make it .

Oh I see. This didn't even cross my mind.

 

[blackwave]

It may be for religious or moral reasons. I understand that if someone is poisoned, there are many risks of the poison remaining in some organs, but a shot to the head... I guess it would be a matter of asking. I already have my donor card but even if they don't take my organs, I will donate my body to science. At least they will be able to learn something... I think, because today's generations kill more than they save...

It's nice that even after your death you still want to contribute to this world

 

[leavingthesoultrap]

I also feel sorry for ppl who will discover me even though my method is not as brutal.

 

[F@#$]

My goal is to create maximum trauma.

 

[Dark Window]

Maybe just put a sign next to the door.

If you're going to CTB via shotgun, then you don't need to worry about being saved.

Put a sign OUTSIDE of the door even. Because by the time anyone sees it, you'll be dead? Unless you need time to psych yourself up????

So put a sign right inside of the door.

Maybe also wear a balaclava to reduce sight of gore?