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Someone123

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Oct 19, 2021
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After six months with no farting I finally farted again- I don't know if that's a good thing or not.
 
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Dead Meat

Dead Meat

DOOMED
Oct 10, 2018
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This is a NO FARTING FORUM:blarg:
 
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Wojaczek

Wojaczek

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Oct 24, 2021
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thats insanity!
 
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Cryptonite

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Did you cross the ocean with that kind of power?
 
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MidnightDream

MidnightDream

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Sep 5, 2022
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Thank you SO much for sharing - My night has truly, drastically improved <33
 
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Grav

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Jul 26, 2020
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Did you keep track to determine the 6 months and what about if you were sleeping?
 
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MentalStefan

MentalStefan

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How do you make sure you didn't fart when you were sleeping?
 
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Lost Magic

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Farting Fran Healy GIF by Travis
 
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Grav

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Jul 26, 2020
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How do you make sure you didn't fart when you were sleeping?
You'd probably have to have a 3 way sensor: sound, smell, and movement. For those looking to solve money problems this is a void that needs filling!
 
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MentalStefan

MentalStefan

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Jul 3, 2022
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You'd probably have to have a 3 way sensor: sound, smell, and movement. For those looking to solve money problems this is a void that needs filling!
You'd have to put a microphone, digital hydrogen sulfide detector and a very precise digital anemometer near the place where you put your butt when you're asleep, then connect it to a computer via a driver circuit (designed electronic circuit which would communicate with computer via drivers) computer/designed electrical circuit with a bunch of microprocessors & decoders which would process the input and run a very complicated program (probably using AI would be necessary) in an infinite loop which would calculate if a fart occurred. Then the result should be stored somewhere - there's a plenty ways to do this, e. g. it can be a digital memory card or a network attached storage.

Imagine developing such an advanced device only to make sure you don't fart when you're asleep.
 
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freeziepop98

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Dec 15, 2021
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lmao sick thread. lemme do some posts here so ican pm
 
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kopeqwerty506@gmail

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Dec 24, 2022
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abosuloptely agree! also why is my username my email how do i change it im not tryna get spammed (please help)
 
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missingpeace

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Feb 4, 2023
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Congratulations
 
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GasMonkey

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Nitrogen Master Race
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I fart and burp a lot, I generate a lot of Gas.
 
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