Story I did it my way

[Johnnythefox]

These were the original words to that well known song, but ol'blue eyes threatened to have the writer bitch slapped.
Take it away Frank.


And now, the N is near
And so I make my final post

Oh fuck, It's diarrhoea!
It's in my pants, and on my toast!

I've lived a life that's shit
I've tried each and every method

And more, much more than this
I did die my way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, I won't bore you
With the details

I did what I had to do
I planned each post

Each careful step along the highway
And more, much more than this
I did die my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I posted more than you

But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and shat it out

I faced it all and I stood tall
And did it my way.

 

[WayOut]

Oh fuck, It's diarrhoea!
It's in my pants, and on my toast!

 

[iHeartRockArt]

OMG... Not on the Toast. That would be awful. You are freaking hilarious. I swear, I look forward to your posts cause you make me laugh so much. Thank you for that.

 

[Johnnythefox]

OMG... Not on the Toast. That would be awful. You are freaking hilarious. I swear, I look forward to your posts cause you make me laugh so much. Thank you for that.

Thanks, you cheered me up.

 

[iHeartRockArt]

Thanks, you cheered me up.

Well, good! Cause you cheer me up a bit, nearly every time I read your posts. So it's about time I make you smile too!

 

[sólstafir]

You did it Genius Way.

I'm waiting for my pscychiatrists appointment which I dread. You really couldn't share your talent at the better time, cheering me up before going to hell. listening to Sid Vicious version and reading your lyrics at the same time is absolutely hilarious, I recommend everyone to read the lyrics with music, it's humoristic creativity comes out even better that way.
and..I don't want to make this post about me, but I'm really tired that I all the time feel I can't express myself in English when I experience something, want to share my joy but can't find the words and write comment for half an hour. Anyway, it is absolutely enjoyable what you created Johnnythefox :D Thank you.

 

[Purgatory]

There are people near me. I think they are scared now. I am laughing, and they don't and cannot know why!
Thanks for starting my morning off right!

 

[Deleted member 4993]

I had to leave very quick
It had to be easy cheap and slick
I thought of diving down the stairs
Feck that wouldn't answer my prayers

It was coming close to Guy Fawkes night
Did he have the answer to my plight
Off to the shop I rushed in glee
Gunpowder was the answer for me

A box of bangers large or small
Feck it I would use them all
Taped together with one fuse
I doubted not my plan to use

I forced them carefully up my ass
Oh lord the pain it would soon pass
I struck a match and lit the taper
Not long now to meet my maker

There was a bang just like thunder
Oh feck ide blown my ass asunder
I rocketed through the neighbours wall
Feckin hell I could see them all

Smoking ass on display
How the feck did it end this way

 

[Johnnythefox]

You did it Genius Way.

I'm waiting for my pscychiatrists appointment which I dread. You really couldn't share your talent at the better time, cheering me up before going to hell. listening to Sid Vicious version and reading your lyrics at the same time is absolutely hilarious, I recommend everyone to read the lyrics with music, it's humoristic creativity comes out even better that way.
and..I don't want to make this post about me, but I'm really tired that I all the time feel I can't express myself in English when I experience something, want to share my joy but can't find the words and write comment for half an hour. Anyway, it is absolutely enjoyable what you created Johnnythefox :D Thank you.

Thanks for very much for that sólstafir, I appreciate your appreciation.

 

[Johnnythefox]

I had to leave very quick
It had to be easy cheap and slick
I thought of diving down the stairs
Feck that wouldn't answer my prayers

It was coming close to Guy Fawkes night
Did he have the answer to my plight
Off to the shop I rushed in glee
Gunpowder was the answer for me

A box of bangers large or small
Feck it I would use them all
Taped together with one fuse
I doubted not my plan to use

I forced them carefully up my ass
Oh lord the pain it would soon pass
I struck a match and lit the taper
Not long now to meet my maker

There was a bang just like thunder
Oh feck ide blown my ass asunder
I rocketed through the neighbours wall
Feckin hell I could see them all

Smoking ass on display
How the feck did it end this way

Very very well done @Passingby, 21 out of ten.

 

[JustAboutDone]

There are people near me. I think they are scared now. I am laughing, and they don't and cannot know why!
Thanks for starting my morning off right!

This times twenty!

Love you @Johnnythefox

 

[JustAboutDone]

I had to leave very quick
It had to be easy cheap and slick
I thought of diving down the stairs
Feck that wouldn't answer my prayers

It was coming close to Guy Fawkes night
Did he have the answer to my plight
Off to the shop I rushed in glee
Gunpowder was the answer for me

A box of bangers large or small
Feck it I would use them all
Taped together with one fuse
I doubted not my plan to use

I forced them carefully up my ass
Oh lord the pain it would soon pass
I struck a match and lit the taper
Not long now to meet my maker

There was a bang just like thunder
Oh feck ide blown my ass asunder
I rocketed through the neighbours wall
Feckin hell I could see them all

Smoking ass on display
How the feck did it end this way

Lolll!!!!!

 

[JustAboutDone]

In fact
Instead of a rock marking the entrance to Scotland from England, I'd like to see a statue of @Johnnythefox

 

[Deleted member 4993]

Yes he is a light and shining example to everyone @Jonnythefox