I demand minimum wage for writing my threads in the future

[noname223]

This is an official offer for the mods and admin of this forum. I start negotiations. I demand minimum wage for posting my threads. I won't make it under 2 cents per thread. If necessary you shall crowdfund for it. Or I have another idea. Lets create paywalls for the content of users. You get a livelong subscription to my content for 5 bucks.
I am very convinced this is a great idea. And many will like it when I write it in the forum suggestions.

Okay this isn't meant this serious. Who would have thought that? Maybe it is not even funny. But if threads about fart heaven are allowed I thought this would be allowed too.

I think the whole idea stems from my desperation about money. I am good at posting myriads of threads daily but sadly there is no way to get money for it. Maybe I should consider becoming a journalist. And then do all the time clickbait titles for yellow press. I think even my current threads have a better quality than that. Okay maybe except this one.

 

[Catloaf]

I agree. Also, demand paid leave. All brilliant minds need to rest

 

[Smart No More]

Start a blog and sell your soul to advertisers. Maybe D could sponsor you. Doubt there's a lot of money in suicide advertising though lol. SN affiliated links. Sellers of various gases, chinese chems, tall buildings, bridges, cliffs and suicide tourist atractions. Funeral parlours, coffin builders, euthenasia organisations, Philip Nietzsche/ppeh/essentials, solicitors and life insurance policies. Or you could go the other way and charge the pro-lifers to buy banner adds containing slogans full of toxic positivity. I guess theres at least a gap in market ha.

I agree. Also, demand paid leave. All brilliant minds need to rest

Is there a retirement plan and pension scheme? Life insurance baked in?

 

[Catloaf]

Is there a retirement plan and pension scheme? Life insurance baked in?

Life insurance has to be a primary requirement considering their work field

 

[gottablast888]

cant get paid for what u have been doing for free forever

 

[Lullaby]

It's hard work carrying the entire forum on your back

 

[outatime_85]

Life insurance has to be a primary requirement considering their work field

Some of them have stipulations, so one would have to make sure it would pay out regardless of how the policy holder checked out.

 

[Euthanza]

Jokes aside, there's link for donation in the membership registry notification.

PS: don't give up the fart heaven.

 

[Someone123]

Okay this isn't meant this serious. Who would have thought that? Maybe it is not even funny. But if threads about fart heaven are allowed I thought this would be allowed too.

That fart heaven poem was a beautiful work of art and it touched many people- and it rhymed also.

 

[Smart No More]

Jokes aside, there's link for donation in the membership registry notification.

PS: don't give up the fart heaven.

What's this? Do you have a link?

I'm assuming you don't mean the forum donation link.

 

[Someone123]

That fart heaven poem was a beautiful work of art and it touched many people- and it rhymed also.

I agree completely.

 

[Euthanza]

What's this? Do you have a link?

I'm assuming you don't mean the forum donation link.

I mean that forum donation link, crypto address

 

[Smart No More]

I mean that forum donation link, crypto address

Ah, okay. Had me confused for a moment.


Then I saw @Someone123 talking to himself and the world felt a bit wavy all of a sudden lol.

 

[Someone123]

Ah, okay. Had me confused for a moment.


Then I saw @Someone123 talking to himself and the world felt a bit wavy all of a sudden lol.

I do think it's important to agree with yourself, at least some of the time.

 

[Smart No More]

I'm not knocking it.

And neither am I.

 

[Someone123]

I demand one million dollars for my next fart poem- or I won't write any more poems about farts.

 

[Smart No More]

Phffrrrrp.