Friends and comrades,
It is with a very heavy heart that l must announce my resignation from my role as a Forum Contributor. I assure you this was not a decision l made lightly, however my position has become untenable of late by the very fact that the entire website is sadly not created to suit my every whim and demand.
The final straw sadly came when staff made the decision to move the most important aspect of this forum, namely all the questions about anti-emetics which have been answered several hundred times previously, to a separate sub-forum. The fact that l can still post in this forum just fine is to miss the crucial point, which is that this is not only a brazen assault on free speech but also an act of rank cowardice, at a time when surely the best strategy would be to plaster our goodbye threads all over the New York Times.
It has also come to my attention that new moderator staff were recruited and, scandalously, none of them were me. This was a very dark day for the forum and I'm not sure it can recover. I'm sure you will understand that for me this marks the beginning of the end for this once great website, a previously thriving community where l could post gore pictures and give people vague and confused advice on where to position their slipknots all in the same forum. I will also always remember the days where we could invent our own completely ineffective ctb methods and plaster them in public view with fondness. l am afraid those halcyon days are over however, and l must bid you all farewell, until l post again in approximately fifteen minutes.