i am god AMA

[Xerxes]

haha when you give me back my fleshlight you old dog!

I don't think you want it back since i gave it to Hitler.

 

[okyeah]

I don't think you want it back since i gave it to Hitler.

that fucker

 

[Hunter]

God, can you kindly fast track my death please? Purgatory is just fine with me.

 

[okyeah]

God, can you kindly fast track my death please? Purgatory is just fine with me.

everybody gets one

 

[Hunter]

everybody gets one

Can I get mine today? :)

 

[okyeah]

Can I get mine today? :)

no

 

[Hunter]

no

You're one cruel flying spaghetti monster.

 

[okyeah]

You're one cruel flying spaghetti monster.

you have gone and made me hungry

 

[Redt2go]

Why not kill people instead of drawing out their suffering by keeping their bodies alive

 

[iHeartRockArt]

Everyone please keep this clean and respectful. There's some questionable posts here, bordering NSFW and could get very inappropriate. Let's not derail and cause this thread to close.