How to get cancer so that I have access to Nembutal ?

[FlyingTortoise]

Or another disease that allow me to go to Switzerland ?

 

[WildecoyetE]

trust me u DONT want cancer !
i will easy transfer my cancer to u and u can suffer every day with your body and your head till the day it shuts down all the organs

 

[MyShadow]

Live in the US and eat the food, drink the water and breathe the air. Eventually you will get cancer.
Sadly, you won't get Nembutal and you will be forced to suffer through a slow, painful death.

 

[WildecoyetE]

Live in the US and eat the food, drink the water and breathe the air. Eventually you will get cancer.
Sadly, you won't get Nembutal and you will be forced to suffer through a slow, painful death.

yes diet can be the root cause of some cancers but at the end of the day we all have cancer cells in us , they need a trigger to get the cancer cells active and yes its a fukin slow death . some get lucky and its over in a matter of time and others suffer for 30 + yrs with it

 

[Fe(IV)]

I've seen my grandfather suffer at the hands of COPD but he never had cancer per se. Guess that makes cigs, funnily enough, too unreliable in this case.

Doesn't stop me though

 

[WildecoyetE]

trust me u DONT want cancer !
i will easy transfer my cancer to u and u can suffer every day with your body and your head till the day it shuts down all the organs

by the way my body aint in pain but the battle in my head is another story but if cancer is ur dream il have a word with my doc and il transfer it to u free of charge

 

[PI3.14]

I don't think it's that easy.

You can eat unhealthy diet, smoke cigarettes, and live a lifestyle that increases your chance of getting cancer and you still may not.

You might not have the genetic predisposition to get cancer through unhealthy lifestyle.

Also, I don't think it's going to happen fast anyways, might take years. Also, I don't think it's worth it. Your idea might be to avoid the discomfort/pain of the accessable methods by getting cancer and sighing up for euthanasia. However, you will probably suffer more in your way to getting cancer and up to euthanasia than if you were to go with accessible methods.

Just my own opinion though.

 

[U. A.]

change the title of this post; the text is about euthanasia in switzerland (do you have 10k$+ handy??) and not cancer and nembutal - and as is already evident some people are here who actually fucking have cancer.

 

[Forveleth]

Even if you got cancer, most cancers these days are very treatable. They're not just going to outright kill you because you have cancer. Most fatal diseases that qualify for euthanasia are not something you can purposefully give yourself. They also require demonstrated pursuits of all treatments, which takes time, meanwhile you are suffering.

This is not a good plan.