NSFW horni-boi alert!

[MissionSucksAssFul]

so I've been in perpetual horny mode for like as long as I remember and have met very few people who are as sexually open as me. until now I was fine jerking my whole life but lately my chronic pains make it quite difficult to enjoy, so I need... some help xD I'm not experienced sexually (like at all) so it doesn't take much to get me going and from what I remember just having a person involved virtually always made the experience quite a bit more orgasmic! So being on SaSu, where basically anything goes, I would like to ask if any of you also feel like such horndogs and maybe would want to get involved in a bit of sexting and trading pics? I know I'd be thrilled by it :3 (my lovelies from chat are double welcome for the personal touch ;) XD) we could even start a server or smthn if there's enough of a demand xD we shall see... curious about your input, lovelies :3

 

[TheSpookyNameGuy]

Well there you go guys and gals, horni boi on a silver platter

 

[MissionSucksAssFul]

fucking impossible for none of you to be at least As horny as me xD I get that it might be "embarassing" or whatever, but that's why I propose it here, because if there's a place where shaming is illegal (as it should be) then it's here! Kinda sad for all my fellows who could use such an outlet, yk?... :/

 

[Rocinante]

 

[j1nxxb0yjj4ke]

v horny 24/7 but meds say NUH UH

 

[MissionSucksAssFul]

v horny 24/7 but meds say NUH UH

fuck, I'm sorry :/ sucks butt that being mentally ill and doing something about it means that your sex life is diminished... If you ever decide to stop taking them for whatever reason I shall welcome you with open arms :)

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thinking abt it, are we? xD

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

I got you man. It's hard out here (literally). But I did get in trouble the last time I whipped it out on SS. It's a miracle the mods still let me on here tbh.

 

[mortuarymary]

Get into swinging.

 

[MissionSucksAssFul]

I got you man. It's hard out here (literally). But I did get in trouble the last time I whipped it out on SS. It's a miracle the mods still let me on here tbh.

lol xD you can't just send unsolicited dikky pics in the NSFW chat (if that's what you did xD if it is then ye, fukken miracle)!

Get into swinging.

ye, no 1) I don't want actual sex for reasons which are my own, 2) another point of this was that it would help the people here by providing an outlet for us horngods :3 and 3).... They wouldn't have me xD I know, I know, they probably would, swingers are a largely tolerant bunch, but eventually my weird would become too weird as it does for everyone :) seriously, this is the only place I know of where I am average in unhingedness...

 

[EyeWish...]

Does pornhub not get the 'ol joystick going anymore?

 

[mortuarymary]

Does pornhub not get the 'ol joystick going anymore?

I think it's a bit too tame for him lol

 

[MissionSucksAssFul]

Does pornhub not get the 'ol joystick going anymore?

it do, just as mentioned before I suffer chronic back pain and would like to Not snap my spine just to nut :)

 

[mortuarymary]

it do, just as mentioned before I suffer chronic back pain and would like to Not snap my spine just to nut :)

Youve cheered me up today. Might send you a tit pic as a thank you lol

 

[MissionSucksAssFul]

Youve cheered me up today. Might send you a tit pic as a thank you lol

well that's good to hear :) both of those sentences xD lookin' forward ;)
Edit: FUCK! Also wanted to say: love the username :3 I think I complimented it on another post but whatevs xD

 

[Angst Filled Fuck Up]

lol xD you can't just send unsolicited dikky pics in the NSFW chat (if that's what you did xD if it is then ye, fukken miracle)!

ye, no 1) I don't want actual sex for reasons which are my own, 2) another point of this was that it would help the people here by providing an outlet for us horngods :3 and 3).... They wouldn't have me xD I know, I know, they probably would, swingers are a largely tolerant bunch, but eventually my weird would become too weird as it does for everyone :) seriously, this is the only place I know of where I am average in unhingedness...

What can I say, these ladies keep setting me up. They PM me out of the blue like "Uncle Dolan, pls show me your duck dick" but when I do, they report me. It's just not right.

 

[Hardcore_Henry]

the coomers have arrived lol

 

[MissionSucksAssFul]

What can I say, these ladies keep setting me up. They PM me out of the blue like "Uncle Dolan, pls show me your duck dick" but when I do, they report me. It's just not right.

well I agree that if there was a literal request that wasn't obviously a joke then the report should be discarded, but from knowing this world I would say that just to be safe either 1) never send them, or 2) be ABSOUTELY CERTAIN that they aren't joking and... at least fairly sure that they aren't baiting xD good luck with it next time, frend xD

the coomers have arrived lol

we were never absent... always lurking in the shadows, waiting for a perfect opportunity... like a true hunter