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Changpango

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Aug 28, 2022
15
What should I do?
Can the adress modified when the package is already on the way? Or can I cancel it?
 
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spectraltease

spectraltease

When everything is lost everything is found
Sep 23, 2022
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Maybe you can modfield the adress. Idk where you live but here you get a mail and you can send it anywhere else or let the package driver drop it somewhere around your house. Or a packstation.
If thats not possible, just stay awake or wake up early and camp at the door and if the package driver comes up, u get ur package quick. Just act like you ordered some nice stuff and you want to open it quickly. And if your family noticed, that ur weird, just say "yeah I ordered this and this and i was so happy and in a hurry to open it."
 
makethepainstop

makethepainstop

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Sep 16, 2022
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I'd tell my parents that I want to try to my hand at botany and I am expecting a package of high-energy plant fungicide for a house plant I will be acquiring. Sometimes a lie must escape our lips to make things run smoothly.
 
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Changpango

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Aug 28, 2022
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Problem is, they open every package...
 
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makethepainstop

makethepainstop

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Sep 16, 2022
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Problem is, they open every package...
Well from what I have seen you could always say the product is for some innocent use like a plant fungicide, or that you want it to prevent athlete's foot. A lie must have some believability, and plausibility to be effective.
 
ManicPanic2018

ManicPanic2018

Night of the final day
Sep 11, 2022
182
If its from IC, maybe pass it off as some sort of flavour enhancer such as MSG? No one outside of suicide forums would have ever heard of SN, let alone what goes into something like MSG.

As for your parents opening your mail, they can eat the fattest bag of dicks. Assholes. I hope you find freedom from them soon.
 
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Zhendou

Zhendou

Alive
Sep 17, 2022
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Just say it's a food preservative for you meat if it's food grade. Just say you want your meat to last longer. Then you don't have to worry if they look it up.
 
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Aug 14, 2022
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If its from IC, maybe pass it off as some sort of flavour enhancer such as MSG? No one outside of suicide forums would have ever heard of SN, let alone what goes into something like MSG.

As for your parents opening your mail, they can eat the fattest bag of dicks. Assholes. I hope you find freedom from them soon.
Doesn't take much to Google it. Haha.
 
ManicPanic2018

ManicPanic2018

Night of the final day
Sep 11, 2022
182
Doesn't take much to Google it. Haha.
Yea, depends on how intrusive these parents are though. Googling parcels that come in rather than asking the recipient is some next level spithead behaviour. Hopefully a quick glance and tell mind their own fucking business, but who knows sadly
 
TiredLostHope20

TiredLostHope20

SN Arrived!
Aug 24, 2022
135
Mine was to arrive on the 3rd of October however it arrived much earlier on the 22nd of September.
 
HelloIMustBeGoing

HelloIMustBeGoing

Member
Aug 17, 2022
17
Buy some pork belly a day before it arrives and say you wanted learn how to cure it into bacon. They'll be happy you are taking on new hobbies!
 

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