Going to vet for dog injections - N -

[counting-out-time]

Hi all

Got me doggie going to the vet tomorrow for injections as he just a pup. I will be taking some cash and will Want to ask for Nembutal for the reason it's for a science experiment. Is this a good idea or should I ask for another reason?

As the vet will have N, what methods may work to get hold of it?

I'm from the future and I need N to put in my flux capacitor lol

Anything just to get my hands on it

 

[well2hell]

Saying that you want to get pentobarbital for an unspecified scientific experiment will not work — it will come across as a poor and blatant lie.

 

[GlassAlwaysEmpty]

The vet would be breaking the law by selling you N.
They wouldn't risk losing their job and a prison sentence

 

[counting-out-time]

I was thinking that only option I had that could possibly work is flirt with the vet doctor and bribe her for N in return for a meal out out at a fancy restaurant. Surely there must be a way to get it.

Or what about staying overnight? There are these challenges all over YouTube where people hide in places in shops before they close. If I was to hide in a spot then after the store closes. Rush to the vet cabinet, get a shot loads of N and then escape through the fire escape. I'd do anything just to get my hands on the stuff. Also the shop I'm thinking of is pets at home which is based on the uk.

 

[GlassAlwaysEmpty]

Those sorts of drugs would be locked away probably in a safe so you couldn't just go grab them out of a cabinet.

I used to work in a pharmacy in the UK which is obviously different to a vets but we stored some highly controlled drugs like morphine etc and security on them was always very tight and we kept them in a safe so probably the same at a vets.

 

[counting-out-time]

Those sorts of drugs would be locked away probably in a safe so you couldn't just go grab them out of a cabinet.

I used to work in a pharmacy in the UK which is obviously different to a vets but we stored some highly controlled drugs like morphine etc and security on them was always very tight and we kept them in a safe so probably the same at a vets.

Ah shit, still though might be worth a shot bribing the vet with a shit load of cash asking to have same N For a experiment. Will probably fail but if you don't try you don't get

 

[jodes2]

Yeah no way in hell will they be giving you N! Wishful thinking my friend!

 

[counting-out-time]

Worth a try eh

 

[Someone123]

I was thinking that only option I had that could possibly work is flirt with the vet doctor and bribe her for N in return for a meal out out at a fancy restaurant. Surely there must be a way to get it.

Or what about staying overnight? There are these challenges all over YouTube where people hide in places in shops before they close. If I was to hide in a spot then after the store closes. Rush to the vet cabinet, get a shot loads of N and then escape through the fire escape. I'd do anything just to get my hands on the stuff. Also the shop I'm thinking of is pets at home which is based on the uk.

You are vastly over estimating the powers of flirtation. Asking her to do something illegal like this is surely illegal by itself, and this could get you thrown in jail. She will never, ever give you N, and I hope you face this reality before you make your life much worse and end up in jail.

 

[WhiteRabbit]

These are all great ideas that are sure to work! Foolproof! Please report back once you aquire the N.

 

[Someone123]

Worth a try eh

You won't get the N no matter what. It's worth a big risk of going toi jail for nothing? I hope you face reality before you make your life much worse.

These are all great ideas that are sure to work! Foolproof! Please report back once you aquire the N.

I hopes OP realizes this is sarcasm.
There is a plan that is more likely to work that I just thought of- go to the police station and try flirting with a police lady and see if she will give you N, heroin, or fentanyl from drugs they have seized- this plan has the exact same chance of success as your vet plan.

 

[counting-out-time]

Well if all fails and I do end up going to court, jokes on them cause I'll do all it takes to ctb and that includes hanging or jumping.

Would be funny tho to see that when old bill come after me as a warrant for my arrest. They then find out that I'm already dead and when they start going through my shit, they find a note that says "haha too late to arrest me I'm dead haha"

 

[Someone123]

Well if all fails and I do end up going to court, jokes on them cause I'll do all it takes to ctb and that includes hanging or jumping.

Would be funny tho to see that when old bill come after me as a warrant for my arrest. They then find out that I'm already dead and when they start going through my shit, they find a note that says "haha too late to arrest me I'm dead haha"

It's much harder to ctb than you realize- only 1 in 23 attempts succeeds, then others usually result in involuntary hospitalizations, which makje things worse in most cases. If you want t find peace through ctb you need to plam carefully in most cases. Besides if you say this to her she may go in back and ask someone to call the police and you may get arrested on the spot. Then they'll put you on suicide watch in jail and it will be nearly impossible to find peace through ctb. you're being kind of flip about taking actions that will likely make your life a hundred times more painful than it already is. Please slow down your thoughts and try to think clearly. PLease leave this plan aside and look at other options for finding peace.

 

[LaVieEnRose]

It is harder to become a veterinarian than a human doctor and less lucrative.

 

[Pluto]

I would try asking about it flippantly and play dumb. Would be interesting just to see their reaction.

 

[justwanasleep]

I'm at the vets every few months with my baby girls and I've seriously been considering trying to bribe a vet too! I know they never would, but I'd still like to ask just incase there's a dodgy vet that wouldn't mind making some tax free cash. Ethics are too high in the uk I think we need to choose other methods. I'm gearing towards charcoal method these days or full suspension hanging, I don't fancy fucking partial up. Good luck

 

[makethepainstop]

Hi all

Got me doggie going to the vet tomorrow for injections as he just a pup. I will be taking some cash and will Want to ask for Nembutal for the reason it's for a science experiment. Is this a good idea or should I ask for another reason?

As the vet will have N, what methods may work to get hold of it?

I'm from the future and I need N to put in my flux capacitor lol

Anything just to get my hands on it

Shame you can't disguise yourself as a terminally ill dog!

 

[Someone123]

Shame you can't disguise yourself as a terminally ill dog!

That's the most practical idea on this whole thread!

 

[BillyBob]

There have been some cases where people have been able to get N from vets but the cost was huge.
One interesting Idea that I know has worked before is studying to be a vet nurse.
I have read 2 papers about people becoming a vet nurse and then using the N to kill them self.

Here is one coroner report of it:
1. Ms Donna Cowley-Persch was 58 years of age and employed as a dog groomer at the Ascot Veterinary Surgery Pty Ltd at the time of her death. She died by suicide at her work premises on 19 September 2013 by injecting herself with an animal euthanasia drug named 'Lethabarb'. The generic drug name is 'Pentobarbitone'.

Link to the report if you want to read it:

https://www.courts.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0020/510176/cif-cowley-persch-20170221.pdf

 

[FuneralCry]

I so understand your wish for N. It's disturbing how we live in a world where humans cannot legally access it, it's just so wrong. The fact that humans are denied N means that so much unnecessary suffering will be experienced. If we had N we wouldn't have to worry about methods potentially failing or having to go through the process of a painful suicide. I envy those who die this way so much. That does sound like a really risky plan though, but your feelings really are understandable. N sounds like the best way to die and if I had it, it would be such a relief. I hate the fact how we have to struggle so much in finding ways to leave this life behind.
But I hope that you find the freedom you wish for.

 

[lili]

I do know there is a very high incidence of vets using these substances though and the suicide rate is pretty high.

I am very familiar with veterinarians myself as I know a lot of them. They all know the ways in which people use these drugs, and how their colleagues tend to use these drugs for themselves as well. So this wouldn't work at all.

 

[nopride86]

This sounds like a great idea if you'd like:

To be put on some sort of watch list and have police at your door by the end of the day.

To have security called on you to be escorted off the premises.

To be arrested for trespassing with intent to steal (if staying overnight).

To not have your dog ever be seen again by the Vet or any other vet in the city.

In short, this is a very bad idea. Do not attempt.

 

[niiina]

Im sorry but I doubt your vet will sell you somenthing lethal, they're probably aware you can kill someone (I think they think more about that than about suicide) with that and they would not risk themselves for some bucks.
Also hiding at the vet is just messy and an unrealistic plan.
Sometimes we just need to accept N is not available and we need to work without it.
But of course you're free to do as you please, just dont get into troubles!

 

[Silent.Tears]

Man thanks for making me laugh. Maybe try making her laugh instead of flirting. Don't forget to give us an update. Take care.

 

[Someone123]

Man thanks for making me laugh. Maybe try making her laugh instead of flirting. Don't forget to give us an update. Take care.

Making her laugh is a sure way to get her to throw away her career, a career she likely loves and worked many years to get. Making her l;augh will definitely work- in this case she will definitely throw away her life's work for you- sounds like a solid plan.

 

[slushy]

They will not give you N no matter what you do. A peaceful, dignified death is reserved only for animals in this society

 

[UnlimitedPain]

Unless you have a lot of money and I mean the kind someone can't refuse, bribe is the only way

But even then they may never wanna risk there job

You could go John Connor from T3 tho, I defo thought about that

 

[counting-out-time]

Hi all. Update on thread. Never got n as vet I spoke to was foreign so didn't understand what I was asking for.

However I saw the locked cabinet and I eyes lit up like a fire wondering "is there any n in there?" But yeah it was a flop

 

[Silent.Tears]

Hahahah atleast you are not in jail

 

[counting-out-time]

Hahahah atleast you are not in jail

True aha. Although tbh I already am as been born into this shithole of a life.

I swear if Santa doesn't bring my n for Christmas Day. I'm gonna go up to the North Pole and shoot all the elves for getting my dang order wrong. Then I will blow up santas sleigh with petrol bombs. Fml I'm so depressed

If you want to know how I'm feeling right now then this is basically me



It's funny in a way but sad as I'm trying so hard to ctb