Stan
Factoid Hunter
- Aug 29, 2019
- 2,589
I am going to flagrantly break the forum rules here and use this place to sell something. This service I will call 'Google Search'.
What is this Google thing? Well its something called 'a search engine'. It's not widely known and it's only available through recommended sources such a trustworthy seller who I will call 'S'.
FAQ:
Question: How do I get access to this Google thing?
Answer: Send $100,000 via the method of delivering the payment in untraceable 1 cent coins, each one individually cut in half (known as Bits of Coin) and 'S' will deliver you a secure link to the site. You will need access to the internet.
Question: I don't know if I have access to the internet. Can 'S' help?
Answer: Yes, I you send 'S' an original Van Gogh painting as payment, he will make the internet access magically appear. To do this, use the device you are using now to email him and make sure you are connected to the Wifi whilst doing so.
Question: Is Google suitable for everyone?
Answer: No. If you have a condition that means you wear boxing gloves 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, you will find that it will severely impair your experience with Google as typing is a necessary requirement. As well as having a condition called 'lazyitus' has been proven to reduce success.
Question: Once I get access to this Google thing, is there a regimen I should follow?
Answer: Yes. You will need access to a medium or psychic to communicate past the veil and make contact with your common sense.
What is this Google thing? Well its something called 'a search engine'. It's not widely known and it's only available through recommended sources such a trustworthy seller who I will call 'S'.
FAQ:
Question: How do I get access to this Google thing?
Answer: Send $100,000 via the method of delivering the payment in untraceable 1 cent coins, each one individually cut in half (known as Bits of Coin) and 'S' will deliver you a secure link to the site. You will need access to the internet.
Question: I don't know if I have access to the internet. Can 'S' help?
Answer: Yes, I you send 'S' an original Van Gogh painting as payment, he will make the internet access magically appear. To do this, use the device you are using now to email him and make sure you are connected to the Wifi whilst doing so.
Question: Is Google suitable for everyone?
Answer: No. If you have a condition that means you wear boxing gloves 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, you will find that it will severely impair your experience with Google as typing is a necessary requirement. As well as having a condition called 'lazyitus' has been proven to reduce success.
Question: Once I get access to this Google thing, is there a regimen I should follow?
Answer: Yes. You will need access to a medium or psychic to communicate past the veil and make contact with your common sense.
