Genie Granting Wishes

[Sailfisher]

You have three wishes. You can't wish for the death of yourself or anyone else. What are your wishes?

 

[Iwantoutrightnow]

Make me clean
Stop the flashbacks
Let me hold my mum's hand one last time (btw, I'll never let it go)

 

[whyidon'tknow]

I wish for a book that I can write my problems in and then that book will give me all the answers I need in life

I wish that I could time travel

And world peace <3

 

[Pupuce]

The ability to control my emotions
The ability to understand other people at will
Money

 

[inconsequential]

My spine goes back to normal
Cannabis becomes free
Time travel and make Columbine not happen

 

[LifeIsNotFun]

Kill Me
Kill Me
Kill Me

 

[mattwitt]

fall asleep
dream
never wake up

 

[Morphinekiss]

My 20 year old body back, still able to dance
A cabin in the moutains
Unlimited cheeseburgers but no heart attack

 

[Ambie]

Heal my chronic illness and brain damage
Emotional strenght
Family/friends who actually care about me

 

[oopswronglife]

Unlimited wishes with no restrictions or ironic realizations of said wishes.

 

[not_a_robot]

Am I allowed to wish never to have been born?

Enough money to get my own medical lab-work done without referrals.
Actually a bit of cash would cover a lot of wishes and I don't need a real boatload, two million will cover me for the rest of one lifetime.
This next will seem bizarre.
Immortality.
I don't know why but it doesn't break the rules of the genie, so...
The ability to observe humanity for hundreds, thousands of years, safe from the frailty that afflicts me now, would be worth it. Weird but worth it.
Probably.

 

[Orin]

1) Got this idea from self-driving cars:
to fuse AI with my brain such that it can deal with the mundane tasks of daily life such as work, talking to people, eating, etc. while my actual consciousness is in this virtual world that's completely detached from the real world.

2) For benevolent aliens to arrive and finally create order and unity within our species.

3) to be able to know what the afterlife is like (if there is one) via virtual reality or other methods.

 

[Kuolema]

Non-selfish answers:
1. Equality for everyone
2. Happiness for everyone
3. Zero wars
selfish answers:
1. Be ridiculously attractive
2. Have 200 iq
3. Marry soulmate and live happily ever after

 

[TimeToDie]

I only need one: give me unlimited courage to do that which is dictated by logic without any fear.

Rule says I can't wish for death, though that still allows me to ask for the one quality that's needed to make death a reality.

 

[jake3d]

1) Stop the migraine
2) Stop the tinnitus
3) Make me able to say "no" to family members.

 

[Catch_The_Beaver]

First, I would wish for infinite power to change the world around me as I like. (becoming a god basically)

Second, to know everything that there is to know about the workings of our universe

Third, put the genie on a vegetative state so that no one can match me

 

[Hennessy]

1. Being very rich (because it's nice to be rich and also because then I can quit my job).
2. Good health, happiness and prosperity to my family and all the people I love!
3. No more poverty and war on this planet!

 

[Tortured_empath]

To be fearless; so I can finally have the courage to end it.