...garbage compactor suicide?

[Limbo]

I wasn't even being serious. Just curious about something I thought of. But even on a site like this I have people saying horrible stuff about me over a post. Thanks for reminding why I need to killyself

people are saying horrible stuff? Like what? You even said you arent serious so how about stop making joke threads.

 

[Dani Paradox]

While taking trash out to the dumpster at work, I realized the garbage compactor might actually make a pretty effective ctb machine. Right after
you throw the trash in and close the door, the compactor smashes the mess out of the trash. literally. And what a symbolic way to go! I mean it would stink...and it's gross but it's an accessable method! And it hides and takes care of the mess for you. Just a thought I had a work today...don't try it without finding out more information because I don't know how effective the method would really be ..

Serious?

 

[Dani Paradox]

Would be hard (like any methods) to actually commit and go through with it. But I've also thought a wood chipper could work, again I don't think I'd ever have the determination to jump in one.

Some of you guys blow my mind with your ideas lol I guess I'm a pussy when it comes to this stuff.

 

[worldexploder]

What's next? Suicide by jumping into a black hole?

Sounds like a Rick and Morty scenario

 

[JazzyWolfWhistle]

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/76872206-157.html

 

[Dani Paradox]

The one outside my job looks like this

Looks like the one we used to have outside the grocery store at my old job.

 

[Rachel]

people are saying horrible stuff? Like what? You even said you arent serious so how about stop making joke threads.

Its not a joke. Once again. It's a method. But definitely one of the worser ones. For the 100th time. I just want to know what people think. That part literally goes right past your head. And you instead act like I said I was going to do that even though I never said that anywhere. And instead of talking about the method you attack me

 

[worldexploder]

Sounds like a doable method.

 

[Dani Paradox]

some users brains should be studied by the scientific community, so im against this method and also others such as suicide by tiger, suicide by self-immolation, suicide by dehydration that could damage those fascinating sinapses.

lmao!! suicide by tiger!! did someone really say that?? like go to a zoo and jump in the cage hahaha

 

[Limbo]

Its not a joke. Once again. It's a method. But definitely one of the worser ones. For the 100th time. I just want to know what people think. That part literally goes right past your head. And you instead act like I said I was going to do that even though I never said that anywhere. And instead of talking about the method you attack me

Ok well now you understand how silly the method is.

 

[Dani Paradox]

Its not a joke. Once again. It's a method. But definitely one of the worser ones. For the 100th time. I just want to know what people think. That part literally goes right past your head. And you instead act like I said I was going to do that even though I never said that anywhere. And instead of talking about the method you attack me

Sorry. I wasn't attacking you. I didn't read through the thread before replying, and honestly wasn't sure if you were joking or not. Sorry.

 

[Rachel]

Sorry. I wasn't attacking you. I didn't read through the thread before replying, and honestly wasn't sure if you were joking or not. Sorry.

No not you. Your good. Mainly talking about the guy who was saying I should be crush on a YouTube video because people would want to watch

 

[Limbo]

No not you. Your good. Mainly talking about the guy who was saying I should be crush on a YouTube video because people would want to watch

Troll harder.

 

[Dani Paradox]

rofl. its no wonder the medical community groups us all as nutcases, incapable of making a sensible choice. When someone wants to kill themselves with a garbage truck...fml

One time when I was in the hospital we were having a group, and the medical guy told us all this story of a man who thought that God didn't love him and he wanted to die. So his decision was to run back and forth across a moving highway full of traffic seven times....like the game Frogger. And if he was able to make it back and forth seven times then he would believe God loved him and he would stay alive. If not, then he would die. He made it a couple times and then got whacked by a car and ended up paralyzed in a hospital bed. This is how all of us are grouped. Except some of us are just genuine, normal people who made our mistakes or whatever...you know, we all have our cross to bear. And sometimes you just have to make a decision. Live or die. They are unable to understand this.

 

[Limbo]

One time when I was in the hospital we were having a group, and the medical guy told us all this story of a man who thought that God didn't love him and he wanted to die. So his decision was to run back and forth across a moving highway full of traffic seven times....like the game Frogger. And if he was able to make it back and forth seven times then he would believe God loved him and he would stay alive. If not, then he would die. He made it a couple times and then got whacked by a car and ended up paralyzed in a hospital bed. This is how all of us are grouped. Except some of are just genuine, normal people who made our mistakes or whatever...you know, we all have our cross to bear. And sometimes you just have to make a decision. Live or die.

jesus thats sad

 

[Dani Paradox]

I've got an idea. What about, suicide by drinking glue? Then your insides will stick together and you'll die. Wait, no...rubber cement.

 

[AveryConure]

I've got an idea. What about, suicide by drinking glue? Then your insides will stick together and you'll die. Wait, no...rubber cement.

Mmmmm....glue.....

 

[dysfunctional]

Trash compactor thing is horrific, but it could look like an accident. The other consideration is if the other trash in there is soft, it could squish around you.

 

[worldexploder]

Trash compactor thing is horrific, but it could look like an accident. The other consideration is if the other trash in there is soft, it could squish around you.

Sounds like some horror scene from a B movie.

 

[worldexploder]

I've got an idea. What about, suicide by drinking glue? Then your insides will stick together and you'll die. Wait, no...rubber cement.

I got a better idea

1. Hijack a cement truck
2. Drive it into the woods were nobody can see you
3. Drink the concrete flow

 

[Rex]

I wasn't even being serious. Just curious about something I thought of. But even on a site like this I have people saying horrible stuff about me over a post. Thanks for reminding why I need to killyself

Ok now i'm closing this thread, gone into off topic and OP admitted they weren't serious, they clearly have the feedback they need to make a decision. Knew this thread would end badly where people feel attacked, when in reality no one was doing so, they were just pointing out how silly this idea is, thus there is your feedback.