Funniest way to ctb?

[umjammertranner]

This isn't a troll thread, I am actually curious what could be a genuinely funny way to ctb? I am a self confessed eclown and after hearing that SN is still pretty painful i've given up hope on a peaceful death, ideally now i just want one that could give people an unexpected chuckle when they hear about it.

The goodbye note I wrote last ctb attempt was full of jokes and made the mental health assesor at the hospital smile so yeah, i guess you could say I won that session

 

[patpat]

Build a full Lego piece but one missing and you choke on it. It's hard to be funny and die maybe dress like a clown

 

[beyondgone]

Ring the police say you got a knife but run at them with a spoon forcing them to shoot

 

[Worndown]

Tie a "get well soon" balloon to your wrist. It is wrong, but all the rage on the internet.

 

[SexyIncél]

Paint yourself metallic, lie on a public bench, poison yourself. Tourists may assume you're a whimsical statue. Until one poses for a pic by sitting on you

Break into a contemporary art museum. Lash yourself to a minimal metal frame, like you're a mannequin. Or wires, like a marionette. Use whatever method. Make the scene all artsy looking. Leave an art manifesto that's pure bullshit, but will forever capture the imaginations of art critics

 

[settheory]

While doing shallow water blackout wear a floatie, swimsuit, and swimming goggles.

 

[Sluggish_Slump]

Maybe studying to become a physician, just to inject into yourself a lethal substance as soon as you get access to it

 

[Sommeil]

Use Sodium Nitrite curing salts and wear this shirt.

 

[Sommeil]

This isn't a troll thread, I am actually curious what could be a genuinely funny way to ctb? I am a self confessed eclown and after hearing that SN is still pretty painful i've given up hope on a peaceful death, ideally now i just want one that could give people an unexpected chuckle when they hear about it.

The goodbye note I wrote last ctb attempt was full of jokes and made the mental health assesor at the hospital smile so yeah, i guess you could say I won that session

I've long fantasized about a death so absurd or ridiculous, people would find it impossible not to laugh, despite their fiercest attempts at being solemn. I picture people asking my friends how it happened and them choking on laughter, trying to get the story out, and not being able to. I also like the idea that there's guilt at not being able to stop laughing, not because I'm interested whatsoever in people feeling guilty, but because it makes it funnier.

 

[Shadowlord900]

Getting ran over by a combine harvester... Also one of the most gruesome.

 

[Cajuncatastrophe]

Running from hit men, tripping on your rug and breaking your neck. (Thank you, Breaking Bad)

 

[manta]

I saw a thread here about running through an EF5 tornado. Not sure if it was satire or not but the absurdity of it made me laugh

 

[kermudgeon]

Dress up like a giant steak and somehow gain access to the lion exhibit

Make a big show of stretching and pinning on a marathon number, only to jump off the nearest cliff.

 

[kkrnb.inai]

Maybe studying to become a physician, just to inject into yourself a lethal substance as soon as you get access to it

wait damn that's just a genuinely good idea