Friends?

[141592653]

That's what I was thinking too. I'm not going to ctb for a little while still. Hmu if you're ever in the US

Saddly I'm a bit too much in France rn. I wanna go to the US some day but this day is far from me (in term of money lol)

 

[saltshaker]

Nooo, we're friends bro.
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I can also see myself hanging out with Imaginos IRL, my level of negative

 

[Imaginos]

@GenesAndEnvironment @saltshaker

Well, I appreciate that. I'm so socially retarded that it's hard to have much of a knowable bearing when it comes to this kind of thing. Either way, I didn't mean to imply that we're not friends, or couldn't be friends, just that I don't really understand the concept of what it even means, or if I'm ever capable of understanding it.

 

[stygal]

Activitly searching for social contacts regarding friendships or anything else never worked out for me. I just have to find someone really interesting (which can happen in literally any random situation but mainly in the internet) and be in a talkative mood to start a conversation.That's the only time I can keep in contact with said person (and sometimes not even this works out "long term") otherwise it would just be "forced smalltalk" and fizzle out eventually.

 

[TriggerHappy]

Start a rumor on Sanctioned Suicide about the great nembutal fountain which is located wherever you want it to be.

Then all you have to do is go to that place and wait until some people show up so you can strike up a conversation with them.

On a more serious note, I wish I knew the answer to your question.

love the humour: i was on the line of starting up a human taxidermy class (oh no that's to meet similar serial killers)
you will only meet serial killers on the world wide web; don't you know?!

remember baby - mama said never make friends on the interweb 'cos they're not really real and know too much about you...
i've been hanging out on really tall skyscrapers wanting jumpers but all i meet are window-washers and skydivers (and they bring parachutes - I mean really!)
my mind is a beautiful garden of septic flowers and other indescribable paraphernalia - what a waste when it's gone.
(i had a tamagotchi once but i let him die, murrrderrrerrrr!)

 

[AQUA]

I know it might not satisfy a lot of you but I met most of my [completely crazy] friends via Tinder.
Here is how I do it :
- I write a very fucked up description
- I publish fucked up photos (currently mine is me with ravaged face showing a "badass" finger)
- I only swipe right fucked up profiles (especially in their descriptions)
[NOTE : to find more fucked up profile, consider browsing LGBTQ+ part of Tinder, it's filled with depressed weirdos like me]
- Once I match, send a REALLY fucked intro. Mine used to be
"My biggest dream is to rent a van, go to a road trip with people, take a lot of drugs and fuck then die together by CO poisoning"

And the most incredible part is :
1) You actually meet people
2) I never got banned (idk how cauz I have a couple of hundred of matchs)
3) You actually get laid [with those very same weirdos] if you want to

Actually, now that I think about it, I met a couple of persons who actually were on SS via Tinder

And it all ended up working?! this is genuinely a great idea. I'm glad it worked out for you.
p.s. That last sentence blew my mind.

 

[141592653]

And it all ended up working?! this is genuinely a great idea. I'm glad it worked out for you.
p.s. That last sentence blew my mind.

Yes it worked really well ! I met some of my best friends (and sex friends) like that.

 

[WornOutLife]

I thought of joining AA to get to know some people. I don't consider myself such an alcoholic but I've heard many people addicted to alcohol have tried to ctb too so, it could be quite intersting to meet them and maybe become friends.

Lovely fact: I met one of you once IRL and it was an awesome experience. We never saw each other again because we're both dealing with a lot shit but who knows? We might meet again.

I wish you could all come to Argentina and have lots of fun with me. My apartment is small but you could spend your days here, somehow while we waste ourselves every night in this beautiful city, who just like Las Vegas, never sleeps, Buenos Aires!

 

[Dr Iron Arc]

I guess I'm bringing this up for like the billionth time but I was so close to meeting and getting into a relationship with someone who was on here and who happened to live only 20 miles from me.....wish she hadn't moved away...

If anyone else is in the San Francisco Bay Area I'd be down to hang out even as just friends maybe once...probably when things go back to normal and as long as you aren't a serial killer or anything.

 

[Ethereal Knight]

I know it might not satisfy a lot of you but I met most of my [completely crazy] friends via Tinder.
Here is how I do it :
- I write a very fucked up description
- I publish fucked up photos (currently mine is me with ravaged face showing a "badass" finger)
- I only swipe right fucked up profiles (especially in their descriptions)
[NOTE : to find more fucked up profile, consider browsing LGBTQ+ part of Tinder, it's filled with depressed weirdos like me]
- Once I match, send a REALLY fucked intro. Mine used to be
"My biggest dream is to rent a van, go to a road trip with people, take a lot of drugs and fuck then die together by CO poisoning"

And the most incredible part is :
1) You actually meet people
2) I never got banned (idk how cauz I have a couple of hundred of matchs)
3) You actually get laid [with those very same weirdos] if you want to

Actually, now that I think about it, I met a couple of persons who actually were on SS via Tinder

I don't know if it's because I live on a small city or what, but I can barely get 1 match on Tinder.

I'm straight male and yes, I could search for LGTB people, but then they would only want to bang me or get banged. I doubt anyone is there for friendships, but at least how Tinder works here in Brazil: everyone basically uses it only to hook up and to get more Instagram followers.

maybe living on a small city / town is the problem. I don't know.
big cities probably must be a whole new level of fun and possibilities, I imagine.

maybe the fact that I eventually ghost all the crazy weirdos I find when I'm in crisis mode, or get ghosted by them, doesn't help either.