Discussion foods to choke on

[Dumbass]

yes i know there are threads about choking on food but i'm looking for foods to choke on, not if it'll kill me. i know there are better methods that're less painful and less slow, but i'm getting kind of desperate in terms of ease-of-access. what kinds of foods do you recommend? i've tried rice as a practice and broccoli as attempts but i just ended up swallowing those. any other ideas? i want food that i have more of a chance of actually choking on please. if it's too soft i'll just end up swallowing it and if it'stoo narrow i'll end up swallowing it as well, but it also needs to be small enoughthat i can purposefully get it in my throat without puking (also sorry if i got the prefix wrong, if it's wrong the let me know and i'll edit that if people can do that on here)

edit: oh i can change the flair thing!! that's nice. anyways i'm also noting that this is just so i can attempt with this when i get the chance to, I'm still trying to find other ways to die though

 

[CoolGuy9]

yes i know there are threads about choking on food but i'm looking for foods to choke on, not if it'll kill me. i know there are better methods that're less painful and less slow, but i'm getting kind of desperate in terms of ease-of-access. what kinds of foods do you recommend? i've tried rice as a practice and broccoli as attempts but i just ended up swallowing those. any other ideas? i want food that i have more of a chance of actually choking on please. if it's too soft i'll just end up swallowing it and if it'stoo narrow i'll end up swallowing it as well, but it also needs to be small enoughthat i can purposefully get it in my throat without puking (also sorry if i got the prefix wrong, if it's wrong the let me know and i'll edit that if people can do that on here)

edit: oh i can change the flair thing!! that's nice. anyways i'm also noting that this is just so i can attempt with this when i get the chance to, I'm still trying to find other ways to die though

Id highly recommend another method.

 

[Snake of Eden]

People are so weird with their "interests". Try pomegranate seeds

 

[Brick In The Wall]

Id highly recommend another method.

I second this.

But if you're set on the idea then maybe steak? People choke on it all the time and would probably make a good "last meal."

 

[BeansOfRequirement]

People can choke to death sucking dick. @hotelbeneathground

 

[Snake of Eden]

People can choke to death sucking dick. @hotelbeneathground

He calls it raw meat diet.

 

[Pure]

People can choke to death sucking dick. @hotelbeneathground

Sounds more preferable than choking to death with food

 

[Symbiote]

Cherries. Small enough to fit in your mouth, big enough to obstruct your airway.

 

[Symbiote]

People can choke to death sucking dick. @hotelbeneathground

Not unless he's a pelican and the other dude is a horse.

 

[motel rooms]

People can choke to death sucking dick. @hotelbeneathground

God knows I've tried to die by this method, but the more one tries, the harder it gets to choke. These days I tease cops by swallowing their nightsticks in one gulp. I hope my fatty doesn't kill anyone though.

 

[finish.me]

i've had like 3 family members have the exact same choking experience with hard candies, like warheads or bubblegum. but this method fucking sucks lol

 

[motel rooms]

He calls it raw meat diet.

Real men only eat raw meat & they don't even have to use their teeth to do it