Feel munnipulated/forced to live?! Think you heard it all? Play bullshit bingo to find out!

[Braindead Atheist]

 

[Bootleg Astolfo]

Can I get a free sweetroll for having a full card

 

[Braindead Atheist]

Tripple Bingo beat that mother fuckers!!! I think there's two missing; "you're going to hell" and, "I don't feel comfortable around you anymore"(or related to that) or being accused of "drama/mellow drama" or "attention seeking" I HATE people. Half of them turn around and judge you the second you open up to them or ditch you because you are"negative."

 

[Partial-Elf]

"You don't know what happens afterwards"-yes I do, it's not a mystery

 

[Braindead Atheist]

Can I get a free sweetroll for having a full card

I would, but don't know how that would work.

View attachment 47566"You don't know what happens afterwards"-yes I do, it's not a mystery and I'm not superstitious

Exactly. Nothing happens. God/white light is a brain phenomenon experienced by a lucky few. These people are wired in a very unique way(in other words, it's extremely rare)

 

[esse_est_percipi]

God/white light is a brain phenomenon experienced by a lucky few. These people are wired in a very unique way(in other words, it's extremely rare)

Is there proof/evidence it is a brain phenomenon?
I didn't even think there was any conclusive evidence that consciousness can just be reduced to electro-neural-chemical states.
What evidence is there that people who have NDE's are 'wired differently'?

 

[LonelyNick]

 

[Lordsudbury]

LMAO I like this

 

[AJ95]

Can't believe I didn't get a bingo.

 

[FatalSystemError591]

 

[Futile]

If we count irl only then it's a blank card. Never talked about it with anyone

 

[262653]

I think it would be more efficient to cross out things I haven't heard. Also, where is "you're so young, and have so much ahead of you" sector?

 

[Ardesevent]

 

[NeverGoodEnuff]

BINGO! CARD COVER! WOO HOO!!

 

[woxihuanni]

Hehe, my favourite is missing. Chop chop, you are still alive. I am bored.

 

[DetachedDreamer97]

The red is where I'm not entirely sure. But it seems lime I got almost all.

 

[411esme]

Alright, what do I win?

 

[NightmareTour]

If we replaced "there's nothing wrong with you" with "the things wrong with you aren't bad enough", then I'd get a full bingo

 

[Rn110bg101]

 

[salamio]

Created an online version for you (but probably just 30 card are for free)

Bullshit Bingo

Play virtual Bullshit Bingo with your friends for free on any device. Customize the bingo cards and generate printable or virtual bingo cards for free.

mfbc.us

 

[LittleJem]

'It would be good to focus on the good things in life' - this week's gem.

I only scored 3 - it's the rude comments I'm doing better on. Like the reason no-one ever calls me is apparently because I'm depressed! (yep. Didn't know).

 

[NekoNomNom]

Well, shit.

 

[madbananas]

 

[Seiba]

Damn you guys actually let people know you're thinking of killing yourself/have suicidal thoughts. Only one I've gotten is selfishness and think of family when I attempted.

 

[Sprite_Geist]

If you ever make a new bingo board in the future, and are taking suggestions, then this could be one of the options:

A post that I saw on Reddit: "Commiting suicide makes you a sh**ty person..." this was followed by something along the lines of: "You have no right to take yourself away from others."

How many users here can cross this one off?

 

[FuneralCry]

These reasons are why I would never tell others about wanting to ctb. People have an natural instinct to save others, and they want you to stay alive as it benefits them. People who are not suicidal themselves cannot comprehend what it is like. I have been told to be more optimistic a lot by others, which is irrational as I find it hard to change my mindset without removing what is causing the negative emotions in the first place.

 

[lovelyheartz]

here's mine. I like this thread

 

[OkFaithlessness]

followed by something along the lines of: "You have no right to take yourself away from others."

How many users here can cross this one off?

I have heard the latter but not adressed to me but to someone else by his mom. Its the most disguisting one by far for me hands down

 

[Seiba]

These reasons are why I would never tell others about wanting to ctb. People have an natural instinct to save others, and they want you to stay alive as it benefits them. People who are not suicidal themselves cannot comprehend what it is like. I have been told to be more optimistic a lot by others, which is irrational as I find it hard to change my mindset without removing what is causing the negative emotions in the first place.

Pretty similar reasoning here. At best you get someone to agree that ctb is acceptable when you already thought so yourself, the worst case is this bingo list and getting sent to a psych ward.

 

[Braindead Atheist]

View attachment 47566"You don't know what happens afterwards"-yes I do, it's not a mystery

Exactly. Nothing. Why would there be anything after the brain dies? Maybe that's why there's nothing here for me-because I'm brain dead.

Pretty similar reasoning here. At best you get someone to agree that ctb is acceptable when you already thought so yourself, the worst case is this bingo list and getting sent to a psych ward.

Yeah people are so stupid. I'm retarded and only get bullied or fired at every job I take. Btw all the things that I need to NOT kill myself cost money. And my friends will ditch me eventually if I don't have money to go out. So then there would really be nothing. My options are get traumatized at another job so I can go out with friends. Or avoid trauma and not see my friends. It never really balances out. I tried to ctb a few days ago but got scared when I felt pressure in my head and dizzy. I'd have to be pretty out of it to go through with ctb. Maybe I'll take something for sleep and then tie something around my neck again. Everything that makes life worth living costs money I don't have. And everything that gives me money causes trauma.

Pretty similar reasoning here. At best you get someone to agree that ctb is acceptable when you already thought so yourself, the worst case is this bingo list and getting sent to a psych ward.

Yeah people are so stupid. I'm retarded and only get bullied or fired at every job I take. Btw all the things that I need to NOT kill myself cost money. And my friends will ditch me eventually if I don't have money to go out. So then there would really be nothing. My options are get traumatized at another job so I can go out with friends. Or avoid trauma and not see my friends. It never really balances out. I tried to ctb a few days ago but got scared when I felt pressure in my head and dizzy. I'd have to be pretty out of it to go through with ctb. Maybe I'll take something for sleep and then tie something around my neck again. Everything that makes life worth living costs money I don't have. And everything that gives me money causes trauma.

Pretty similar reasoning here. At best you get someone to agree that ctb is acceptable when you already thought so yourself, the worst case is this bingo list and getting sent to a psych ward.

Yeah people are so stupid. I'm retarded and only get bullied or fired at every job I take. Btw all the things that I need to NOT kill myself cost money. And my friends will ditch me eventually if I don't have money to go out. So then there would really be nothing. My options are get traumatized at another job so I can go out with friends. Or avoid trauma and not see my friends. It never really balances out. I tried to ctb a few days ago but got scared when I felt pressure in my head and dizzy. I'd have to be pretty out of it to go through with ctb. Maybe I'll take something for sleep and then tie something around my neck again. Everything that makes life worth living costs money I don't have. And everything that gives me money causes trauma.

Pretty similar reasoning here. At best you get someone to agree that ctb is acceptable when you already thought so yourself, the worst case is this bingo list and getting sent to a psych ward.

Yeah people are so stupid. I'm retarded and only get bullied or fired at every job I take. Btw all the things that I need to NOT kill myself cost money. And my friends will ditch me eventually if I don't have money to go out. So then there would really be nothing. My options are get traumatized at another job so I can go out with friends. Or avoid trauma and not see my friends. It never really balances out. I tried to ctb a few days ago but got scared when I felt pressure in my head and dizzy. I'd have to be pretty out of it to go through with ctb. Maybe I'll take something for sleep and then tie something around my neck again. Everything that makes life worth living costs money I don't have. And everything that gives me money causes trauma.